What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
Author: BeFunnyNow.com
What is a flea’s favourite book ?
What is a flea’s favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
Q: WHY DON`T
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
A monster went to the doctor with a branch
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. “Hmmm,” said the doctor. “I’ve no idea what it is.” The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. “I’m stumped,” said the doctor, “but you can try taking these pills.” When the monster came back a month later the branch had grown into a tree, and just a few weeks later he developed a small pond, surrounded by trees and bushes, all of them on top of his head. “Ah!” said the doctor, “I know what it is. You’ve got a beauty spot.”
If you drop this book in a pig
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
What US state has the most cows?
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!
How come if ants are always so busy they always get
How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?
Who went into a witche’s den and came out
Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ? The witch !
What happened when the monster stole a bottle
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.