A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of
| Telephone jokes
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "And when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist. "Oh," s
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A driver tucked this note under the
| Car and train jokes
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." When he came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block
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Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
| School jokes
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
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Why was the skeleton using the
| Internet jokes
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
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What is the hottest part of a
| Face jokes
What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.
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What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !