Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano ? Discordant !
What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !
Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !
Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !