What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano

How do you make a butterfly ?

| Insect jokes

How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

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How many aardvarks can ride on an

| Aardvark jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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What is the best way of stopping infection

| Witch jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !

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First monster: I

| Monster jokes

First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.

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Mandy: Our teacher went on a

| Banana jokes

Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

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What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano ? Discordant !