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Afellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking
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Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a
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All Aboard! by Abel Seamann
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All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me
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All You Need to Know about Explosives by
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Alsation: How come
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Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
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Alsation: I’ll see you shortly.
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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you?
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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping
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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
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An award should go to the United Airlines gate
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An elephant was walking in a park. With each
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are
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An organization is like a tree full of
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Army Retirement
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Arvil was coming out of the Texas University
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As migration approached, two elderly vultures
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As most technophiles are aware, there are
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Auntie Gladys
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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and
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A baseball manager who had an
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A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home
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A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in
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A biologist from the North Pole was showing
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A biologist had been
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A bit-part actor finally got his first
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A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is
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A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car,
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A blonde walks by a travel
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A blonde walks down the street
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A blonde walks into a hair salon
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A blonde walks up
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A blonde was
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A blonde was driving down
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A blonde was filling out an application form
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A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one
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A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
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A blonde went to
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A blonde’s house is on fire. She runs outside
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
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A blonde, a brunette, and a
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A blonde, brunette
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided
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A blond guy
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A boat
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A boy at a cinema notices what looks
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A boy comes home from school and tells his
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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and
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A boy from France
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A boy is about to go on his first
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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and
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A boy went into the local department
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A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet
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A boy with an elephant on his head went to
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A brain walks into a bar and
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A Brit, a
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a
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A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a
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A brunette doing laundry asked her
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A brunette walks into a bar and says, “Gimme an
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A brunette,
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde
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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
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A bum asks a man for $2.
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A businessman
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A businessman hires a private detective to
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A businessman tells his friend that his
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A businessman was traveling in the train
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A businessman who needed millions of dollars
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A bus filled with politicians was
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A bus load of politicians were driving down a
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A bus stops and this old lady gets off and
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A butler came running into his important
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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop
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A Call for Assistance
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A cannibal son and
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A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us
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A cargo plane is in
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A cattleman from West
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A certain little girl, when asked
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A chap went up to the counter in the
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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another
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A circus owner
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A city boy was
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A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No
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A clergyman walking down a
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A client called in inquiring about
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A client of a hospital where they made brain
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A coffin was being moved
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A college business
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A college friend was going to meet a young
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A college student was in a
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A computer geek goes to prison
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A concerned husband went to a
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A confused caller was having troubles printing
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A Congressman was once asked
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A Congressman was once asked about his
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A convicted con man was recently found to be
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A cop is staking out a bar
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A cop pulled up
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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for
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A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two
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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
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A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and
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A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. ‘Why
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A country doctor went way out to the boondocks
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A couple
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A couple came upon a wishing
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A couple decided that the only
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A couple had two little mischievous boys,
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A couple have not
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A couple have not been getting along for years,
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A couple just got married, and when the husband
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A couple of biologists had twins.
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A couple of hunters from Prague are out
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A couple of old guys were golfing
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A couple of pigeons made a
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A couple of young guys were fishing
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
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A couple was having a
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A couple was having a discussion about what
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A couple was having some
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A couple were
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
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A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde
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A cub reporter for
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A customer
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A customer called
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A customer called to say he couldn’t get his
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A customer walks into a restaurant and
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A customer was asked to send a
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A customer was bothering the
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a
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A Deaf mute walks into
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A defendant was
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A defense attorney was
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A defense attorney was cross-examining
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A dentist friend of mine
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
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A deputy
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
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A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking
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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get
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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to
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A Director arrives below and is met by
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A distraught mum rushed into the back
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A doctor and a nurse were
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A doctor and his wife were having a
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A doctor had been attending a rich
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A doctor has come to see one of
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A doctor is going round the ward with
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A doctor of psychology was doing his
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with
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A doctor, an engineer, and a
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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
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A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman
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A down and out musician was playing his
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A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
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A drill
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown
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A driver tucked this note under the
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A driver, obviously
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A drunken man was wondering around the
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A drunk gets
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A drunk is refused a drink
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A drunk man
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A drunk stammers out of a bar
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and
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A dumb
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A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next
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A family of ducks were
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A family of three tomatoes
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown
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A family of tortoises went into a cafe
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A family was having dinner on
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A family was visiting an Indian
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A famous art collector is walking through the
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A famous professor of surgery
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A famous professor of surgery died and
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A farmer
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A farmer and his brand new bride were
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A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a
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A farmer in the country has a watermelon
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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the
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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
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A farmer was milking his cow. He was just
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A farmer who’s been involved
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A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough,
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A father and his small son were standing in front
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A father and son went fishing one day. While
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A father came
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A father is asked by his
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
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A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered
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A fellow decides to
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A fellow finds himself in front of
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A fellow had just been
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A fellow was following a truck in heavy
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A fellow was very much in
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A few days after Christmas, a
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A few moments after the daughter announced
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A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
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A few years ago, when
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A film crew was on location deep in the
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A firefighter died and went to hell where
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A fireman and
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A fire broke out in a six story apartment
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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When
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A fire started on some grassland near a
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A first grade teacher explained to her class
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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant
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A fish walks into a bar, the bartender
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A five year old boy and his grandfather are
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
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A football supporter’s favourite
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A forester and a lawyer were in car
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
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A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy
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A friend
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A friend and I were standing in line at a
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A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he
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A friend meets up with her friend as she is
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A friend of
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A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay
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A friend was in front of me coming out of
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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
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A frog goes into
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A funeral service is being held in a
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A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last
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A general calls a colonel:
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A general noticed one of his soldiers
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A German tourist walks into a
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A German woman is walking down the street.
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A girl
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A girl walked over to her neighbor’s for her
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A golfer, playing a round
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A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about
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A golf club walks into a
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A good samaritan was walking
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A gorilla was
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A grandmother was telling her
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck
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A group of
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A group of Americans was touring
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they
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A group of loud and rowdy
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A group of mountain
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A group of senior
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A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a
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A group of young children were siting in a circle with
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A guy
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A guy admired the hair of three girls.
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond
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A guy comes
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A guy driving a truck in the middle of
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A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a
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A guy gets home early from work and hears
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A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
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A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He
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A guy goes to a girl’s house
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I
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A guy goes up to this girl
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A guy had been feeling down for so long
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A guy in a bar
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A guy is dating three women and can’t decide
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his
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A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day
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A guy named Joe finds
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A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
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A guy runs out of a Las
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A guy stumbles
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A guy took his blonde
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football
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A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains,
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A guy walking down a street one
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A guy walks
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A guy walks into a bar
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A guy walks into a bar and
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A guy walks into a bar with
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A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. “Excuse
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A guy walks into a post office one day
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A guy walks in to the
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a guy was teased everywhere of his
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A guy went out on the golf course took a
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A henpecked husband was advised by a
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A herd of buffalo can move
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A hillbilly walked into an attorney’s office
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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
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A history joke
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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
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A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an
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A huge American car screeched to a
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A hungry lion was
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A hunter visited another hunter
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A husband and wife
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A husband and wife entered the
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting
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A husband and wife were driving down a country
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a
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A husband and wife were shopping when the wife
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A husband suspects his wife is having an
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A husband was trying to prove to his wife
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A Japanese guy is at Los
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A jealous husband hires a private detective
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A Jesuit,
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A Jewish
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A Jewish couple, are sitting
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many
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A jogger running down a country road
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A journalist had done a
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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
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A kid called up his
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her
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A kindly old lady came across a little boy
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A knight and his
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A lady walks
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A lady was
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A lady was picking through the
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A lady was walking down the street to
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A lady with a
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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an
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A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when
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A lawyer passed on and
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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
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A librarian was quietly working when three
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his
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A lion was getting rather old and slow
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A little
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A little boy
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A little boy came downstairs crying
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A little boy came running into the kitchen.
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A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad,
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A little boy opened the big and old family
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A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
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A little boy returning home from his first day
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A little boy walked
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A little boy walked down the
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom
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A little Catholic
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A little demon came
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A little girl
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A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do
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A little girl came home from
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A little girl climbed
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her
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A little girl spoke to her teacher about
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A little girl was playing in the garden when
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
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A little Italian grandfather comes
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A little kid comes running into the
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A little kid is sitting on a park bench
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A little kid’s in
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A little monster was learning to play the
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A little nine year old girl
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A little nine year old girl was in church
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
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A Load of Old Rubbish
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A local business was
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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for
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A local policeman had just finished his shift
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A local priest and pastor stood by the side
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A local United Way office realized that it had
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A logger is driving down the highway and
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A lone tourist who is passing through the
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A long time ago, Britain and France were at
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A Lutheran
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A magician was
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A magician was employed by a
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A Maintenance
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A male market researcher was calling on homes on
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A man
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A manager was being interviewed after he had
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A man and a couple of
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A man and a little boy entered a
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A man and a woman who have never
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A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said
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A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner
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A man and his son were
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon
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A man appears before a judge one day, asking
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A man arrived at a seaside hotel
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A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
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A man asked his wife, “What would you most
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
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A man brings his
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A man calls his
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A man calls the fire
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A man climbed over a fence into a
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A man comes home and
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A man comes home early from work
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A man comes home from work one night to catch
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A man comes in to the room
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A man coughed violently, and his false
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A man decided that he was going to ride a
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
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A man drinking
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A man drinks a shot of
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
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A man from the city is out plowing his field
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A man goes out and buys the best
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A man goes skydiving for the first time. After
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A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The
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A man had
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A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
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A man had been
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A man had been out in the
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A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a
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A man has a racehorse, never won a
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A man has six children and is very proud of
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A man has spent many days
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A man inserted an advertisement in the
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A man in a bar
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A man in a swimming
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A man is
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A man is captured by cannibals,
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is
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A man is driving along in the Irish
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A man is driving down a country road, when he
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A man is driving down the road for a
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A man is fibbing
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A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York.
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon
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A man is hired by the circus to perform a
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A man is incomplete until he is married.
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A man is in a bar having a
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A man is stranded on a desert
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A man is strolling past the mental
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A man is walking down the street
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A man is walking down the street one day when
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A man jumps out of an airplane with a
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A man learned shortly before quitting
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A man leaves a bar,
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
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A man named Mr. Smith was
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A man needing a
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A man observed a woman in the grocery store
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A man once asked Gandhi what he thought
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A man out for a walk
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A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
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A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
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A man really
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A man sitting in a barber’s
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A man sobering up from the night before is
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My
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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
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A man stumbles up to the
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A man takes his hamster to the vet, and
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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.
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A man telephoned an airline office in New
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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
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A man took his Rottweiler to the
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A man took his wife to the doctors.
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A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
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A man wakes up early one morning and
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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
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A man walked into an appliance store and asked
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A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
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A man walking along a country road comes
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A man walks
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A man walks into
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A man walks into a bar and
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A man walks into a bar on
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A man walks into a bar with
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A man walks into a bar, and
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A man walks into a doctor’s office.
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his
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A man walks into a Kansas
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A man walks into a palm reader store and asks
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A man walks into a pub
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A man walks in to a bar and
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A man walks outside to his car for work, when
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A man walks up to the
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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He
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A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
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A man was
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A man was complaining to a
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A man was driving along
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A man was driving down a quiet country lane when
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A man was driving up a steep and narrow
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A man was fed up of
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
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A man was given the job of painting the white
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A man was in court charged
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A man was sitting in the electric
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A man was speeding down a Alabama highway,
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A man was staying in a big old
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
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A man was traveling down a country road when
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A man was trimming his
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A man was very proud of his guard
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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled
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A man was walking on the beach one day
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A man went into a pet shop to buy a
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A man went into a store to buy some condoms.
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A man went in to the bank and asked to see the
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A man went to his dentist because he feels
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A man went to see his doctor because
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A man went to the Police
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A man went to work for a zoo
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A man whose son had just passed his
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A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is
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A man who smelled like a
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A man who thinks he’s George Washington
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A man who was very
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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory
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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On
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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
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A man works in the
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A man wrote a letter to a small
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A man’s car stalled on a country
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A man, seeking to lose
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A market researcher called at a house and his
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A married couple is driving down the
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A married couple was in a
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A Martian lands to plunder,
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A math student who used to come to the
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A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and
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A middle aged woman was driving through a
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A middle-aged
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A military cargo plane, flying over a
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A minister and lawyer were chatting at a
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A minister gave a talk to the
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A minister was asked by a
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A mom
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A monastery in the English countryside was
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A monster and a zombie went
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A monster and a zombie went into a
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A monster goes to a petrol station and
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A monster walked into the council rent office
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A monster went to the doctor with a branch
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A mother and her child were at a wedding.
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A mother and her son were
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A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
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A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly
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A mother was reading a book about animals to
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A mother was teaching her
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A mother was teaching her three
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A motorist ran into a shop.
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
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A motorist, driving by a
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A motorway walks
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A movie producer is lying by the pool at
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A murderer,
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
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A musician calls the orchestra office,
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A naughty child was
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A neighbor of
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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
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A neutron walks into a bar.
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A newlywed couple, after bringing their
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a
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A new arrival, about to enter
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A new business was opening and one of the
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A new chef from India
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A new man
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A New York City yuppie moved to the
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A new York Divorce Lawyer died
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A ninety-year-old couple decide
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A not so rich couple decided to
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A number twelve walks into a
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A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing
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A nun in the convent
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A old snake goes to see
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A out-of-towner in New York at the height
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at
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A pair of biologists are studying terns on a
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A pair of tourists were out in the
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down
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A passenger train is creeping along,
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
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A patient asked the dentist, if it
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A patient came to
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A patient was at her doctor’s office after
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A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
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A person
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A person checks into a hotel for
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A person is in the hospital and asked his
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A person turned on the computer without a
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A person went into the
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A photographer for a national
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A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
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A pious man who had reached the age of 105
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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He
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A pirate was talking to a
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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
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A policeman came upon a super-salesman about
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A policeman had a
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A policeman had a perfect spot
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A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after
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A policeman pulls a man over
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A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting
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A policeman stops a car and suggests an
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her
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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who
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A police car pulls up in front of grandma
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A police man was on
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for
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A police officer pulls a guy
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A police officer pulls over this guy who had
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A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
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A police officer stopped a young man for
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
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A police officer was amazed to see
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A police officer was escorting a
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A police officer, though scheduled for
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A political man to a woman, “You look
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A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you
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A preacher was completing
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A preacher was completing a temperance
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A precious little girl walks
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A priest and a
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A priest and a nun are on their way
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A priest and a taxi driver both died
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A priest was vested in his surplus and
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A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover
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A prisoner at
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A programmer was walking along the beach when
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A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
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A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
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A psychiatrist visited a
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A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of
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A psychologist is at
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A psychologist returned from a confrence
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A punk walked into a barber’s shop and sat in an
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a quadruple amputee is waiting at the
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A rabbit’s favourite Christmas
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
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A ragged individual stranded for several months
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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in
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A rather attractive woman
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A realty salesman had just closed his first
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A recent study showed that the average
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A recent survey done
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A recruit examines the food served to him
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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
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A red-faced judge convened court
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A regular at Bob’s Bar
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A religious man is on top of a roof
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A reporter cornered George W.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old
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A Republican and a Democrat
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A retired
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A retired sergeant was asked: “Well, how do
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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
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A rookie police officer was out for his first
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A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing
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A Russian walks into a bar
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A sailor in the Navy who had been at
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A salesman walking along the beach found a
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A salesman was
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A salesman was testifying in
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A salesman who was out on his territory had a
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A San Francisco motorist following a
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A sardarji
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A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
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A school teacher injured his back and had to
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A Scotsman is sitting in a
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A Scotsman paying his first
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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
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A scoutmaster asked one of his
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A seal walks into a bar
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A seargent is
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A shopkeeper was dismayed
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
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A shy guy goes into a bar and
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A silly boy
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A skunk family had two little skunks
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A small balding man storms
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A small boy is sent to bed by his
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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for
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A small town prosecuting attorney called his
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A small twin-prop
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A small two-seater Cessna
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A small village was troubled by a man-eating
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A snail goes into a bar and
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A snail starts a slow climb up the
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A snake
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A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
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A Software Engineer, a
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
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A software verifier read in the Bible
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A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the
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A solider stationed in the South Pacific
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A somewhat advanced society has figured
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A son is
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A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital
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A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
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A state trooper pulled a car over and
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A stockbroker was cold
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A strained voice called out through the
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A student called up his Mom one evening from
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A student comes to a young
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A student engineer in the office got engaged
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A student in Belle, West Virginia
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A student was heading home for the holidays.
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A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank,
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A stupid glazier was examining a broken
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A stupid man was
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A St. Louis mother
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers
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A survey was being taken on the University of
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A sweet little boy
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A teacher at a
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the
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A teacher was having
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A technician advised his customer to put his
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A technician received a call from a man
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A Texan bought a round of
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A Texan farmer goes
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia
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A Texan walks
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A Texan walks into a pub in
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A Texan, a Russian, and
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A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself
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A tiny
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A tiny but
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A Toledo man was
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A tornado walks into a bar and orders a
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A tough case was being argued in court. The
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a
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A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown
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A tourist from the United
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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
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A tourist is sightseeing in
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A tourist is visiting New York City
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
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A tourist was being led through the
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A tourist, visiting a small town in
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A traffic Policeman recently
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A traveler became lost in the
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A traveller pulls into a hotel
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A travel agent looked up from his
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A trio
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
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A truck driver was driving along
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A truck driver was going down a steep incline
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A truck driver was pulled over
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A true story, according to the LA
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A University had advertised for two
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A US
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal
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A vampire bat came flapping in from a
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A very religious man lived right next
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A very successful businessman had a meeting
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A very tall monster with several arms and
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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several
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A very zealous soul-winning young preacher
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A violist and a cellist were standing on a
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A violist comes
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A visitor from
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A visitor from Holland was
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A waiter brings the
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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and
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A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s
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A weather forecaster took a job in another
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A weather intern walks into
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
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A whole family was caught in
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A wife and her
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A wife was
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
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A wildlife biologist crew
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A wildlife biologist is working in the
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A wise old
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A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a
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A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the
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A woman
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A woman accompanied her husband to the
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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the
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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
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A woman called and said, “I need to fly to
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A woman checked in at the pearly gates and
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
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A woman entered a psychiatrist’s
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A woman entered the hospital to deliver
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A woman goes into a funeral home to make
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A woman goes into the local newspaper
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A woman got a problem with her closet door –
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man
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A woman just back from Arizona was telling her
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
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A woman reported
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A woman telephoned her local newspaper to
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
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A woman walks into a bank
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A woman walks into her accountant’s office and
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A woman was cutting her husband’s
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A woman was in court
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A woman was shopping in a
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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some
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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the
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A young
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A young accountant spends a week at his new
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A young accountant, straight out
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor
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A young bloke has started work on a
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A young businessman rented a beautiful office
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A young college student had
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A young couple drove several miles down a
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A young couple got married and
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A young executive was leaving the office late
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A young family moved into a
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A young guy in a
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A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
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A young husband with an inferiority complex
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A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother
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A young lady came home and told her Mother
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A young lady was conducting a study in to
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A young man asked an old rich
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A young man called his mother and announced
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A young man comes home and says “Dad,
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
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A young man was walking into town one day when
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A young man who was also an avid golfer found
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported
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A young naval student
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for
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A young ventriloquist is touring the
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A young wildlife biologist got fired from
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A young woman
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A young woman goes to her doctor
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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was
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A young woman went to her doctor
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A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was
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A 54-year-old
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A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia
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A 90 year man
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A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac
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A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
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Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why
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Bank manager: I’m sorry, sir, you can’t open
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Barber: And how
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Barber: Were
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Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
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BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough,
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Barty and Dunny met in a pub
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Be
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Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by
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Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for
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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay
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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to
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Before going to Europe on business, a man
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove
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Before performing a baptism, the priest
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Before we got married,
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Beginning Magic
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believe that the members of the dental
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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at
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Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
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Ben’s dad was building a pine bookshelf and
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Betty was scribbling industriously over some
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Be sure that you go
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Biddle and Payne, two elderly English
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Big Brother: That planet
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Big Louie the
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Big Ron
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Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and
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Bill Clinton
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one
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Bill Clinton,
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
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Bill: My sister has lovely
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Bill: Where did you
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Bill:”My homework is really difficult
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Birdwatching
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Blake and his parents were
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Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day
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Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was
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Boss: “I can assure you that the value of the
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Boss: “I’ve decided to use humor in the
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Both of my marriages have been
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BoyFriend: Why didn’t you
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Boy monster: You’ve got a face like a million
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Boy to Friend: I’m sorry, I won’t be able to
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Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your
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Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My
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Boy: Dad, dad, there’s a spider in the bath.
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Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three
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Boy: Do you have fever?
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Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
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Boy: What’s black, slimy,
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Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the
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Boy: You’ve
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Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California
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Brendan had spent a week
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Brian was dating
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Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is
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Brother: How do you top a car
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Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women
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Brother: Which is farther away-
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Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York,
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But let’s get real here guys, I mean who
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Caller: Finally! I got through! I’ve been trying
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Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my
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Caller: Operator! Operator! I don’t know
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Calvin went to Pearson’s Pet Shop to
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Camper:
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Camper: Is it easy to milk
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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.
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Camper: There’s
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Camper: There’s a leak over my
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Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
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Camp Woodland was across the
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Can
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Canada, in view of recent events, will be
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Cannibals capture three men. The men
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Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend
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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I’ve been eating a
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Can a hamburger marry a
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Can bees fly in
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Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A
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Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
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Can I have a broken drum for
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Can you name two burgers
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Can you read Chinese? “Yes, but only
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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c
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Can you repeat the part after “Listen
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Can you show me how to
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Can you spell a composition with two
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Can you spell a pretty girl with two
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Can you spell eighty in two
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Can you spell jealousy with two
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Can you spell soft and slow with two
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Can you spell very happy with three
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Carmella and Mario were out on their
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Carpet Fitting
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Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t
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Cash, check or charge? I asked after
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Caspar: I was the teacher’s pet last
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Catching Criminals
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Cat: “What did you get him for his
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Cessna: “Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
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Chaffee
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Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
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Charley wanted to buy Farley a
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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
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Chicken to turkey: “Only Thanksgiving and
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Cigar in the Mouth
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans
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Clown: Why are you wearing such a large
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Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist
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Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect
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Coleman
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Colin
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Collection Litter
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College meals
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Come here, you greedy wretch. I’ll teach you
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Come on, Fred,
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Coming
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Comments made
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Commissioned by
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Communicating with Cattle
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Complaint About Ho Chi Minh
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Computer
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Computers are not intelligent.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate
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Computers manufacturer is considering changing
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Conductor, do you stop
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Conductor, this bus
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you
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Consider one of the most perplexing
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Contrary to what people say,
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Conversation between two accountants at a
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Cop: Why didn’t you stop when I shouted at you
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Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs
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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make
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Counselor: Wash your face.
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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back
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Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies?
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Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
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Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for
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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
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Cry Baby – by Liza
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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
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Customer:
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
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Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going
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Customer: Do you have
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Customer: Give me a hot dog.
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Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn’t
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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?
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Customer: How long must I wait
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Customer: I didn’t
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Customer: I think I’ve got a bug in my
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Customer: I thought the
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Customer: I’d like a watch that tells
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Customer: That crust on
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Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot
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Customer: This fish
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Customer: Waiter, I
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Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in
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Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s
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Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my
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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
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Customer: What is this fly
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Customer: Why did
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Customer: Why doesn’t my
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Customer: Why doesn’t this
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Customer: Why doesn’t your menu list
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Customer: Why does your sign say
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Customer: Why don’t you eat here,
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Customer: Why don’t you have doggie
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Customer: Why is my hairline
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Customer: Why is this
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Customer: You
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Customer: “Hi, I’m
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Customer: “It says I’ve performed an
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Customer: “I’m running Windows ’95.”
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Customer: “I’ve been doing risk analysis by
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Customer: “My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
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Customer: “Wait, that
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Customer: “Why didn’t you tell me I have
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Daddy,
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
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Dad, can you
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Dad, can you write in the dark?
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Dad, did you manage to
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Dad, do you believe in Buddha? “Why, of
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Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why?
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Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian!
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Dad, said Fred to his father, who was a
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Dad, said Rickey, “what is electricity?”
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Dad, why do you write so slow? asked
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Dad, would you like to save
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Dad: Don’t be
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Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
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Dalmer Implicated In MIA, Cattle Death
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Dancing at the Party by Hans
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Dan had been studying whales for over 20
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Dan: My little brother is a
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Daughter: I will never learn to
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This
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Dawn was
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Dear Boss,
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Dear Father
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Dear Father Christmas, could you please
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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
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Deep
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Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
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Definition:
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Delivering a speech at a banquet on the
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Delmer: How’d you like the play last
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Delta Airlines recently
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Democrats do much of their shopping at
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Democrats get back at the Republicans on
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Democrats let
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Democrats wear wide red ties and green
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Democrats’ favorite Christmas carol is
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Democrats’ favorite Christmas movie is
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Democrat men like to watch football while
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Denied membership in an exclusive country
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
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Dentist to parsimonious patient “No, we give
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Dentist: Don’t worry. I’m
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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
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Dentist: Just
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Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever
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Dentist: “You don’t need to open your mouth
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Desert Storm Is Not Another Vietnam
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Detective: Do you think
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Detective: How did you
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Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables
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Dewey and Odell met
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Dick and
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Dick and Bob
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Did
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Didja hear the news?
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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
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Did the bionic
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Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
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Did you
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Did you ever
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Did you ever see a country boy in New
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Did you find my horse well
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Did you get
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Did you go shopping for my birthday
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Did you hear
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Did you hear about
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Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She
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Did you hear about that guy
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Did you hear about the
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Did you hear about the argumentative
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
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Did you hear about the banker who was
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Did you hear about the bear hunter?
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Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
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Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She
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Did you hear about the blonde that
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Did you hear about the blonde who
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Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
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Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44
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Did you hear about the blonde who put
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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really
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Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
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Did you hear about the burglar who fell in
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Did you hear about the businessman who is so
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Did you hear about the calendar thief?
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who
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Did you hear about the cannibal spider that
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Did you hear about the cannibal who went
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Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
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Did you hear about the cross eyed
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Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
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Did you hear about the depressed horse?
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Did you hear about the dimwit who went
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Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself
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Did you hear about the dumb
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Did you hear about the dumb father who
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Did you hear about the egg
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Did you hear about the farmer
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Did you hear about the farmer who
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Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his
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Did you hear about the farmer’s boy who hated
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Did you hear about the Finn who
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Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?
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Did you hear about the football team who ate
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Did you hear about the Georgia
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Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to
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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn’t
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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
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Did you hear about the guy
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Did you hear about the hillbilly who
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Did you hear about the horse that has made a
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Did you hear about the household appliance
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Did you hear about the idiot
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Did you hear about the idiot who
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled
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Did you hear about the idiot who had a
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Did you hear about the Irishman who
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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went
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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a
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Did you hear about the lady whose house was
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Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce
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Did you hear about the man
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Did you hear about the man in the electric chair
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Did you hear about the man who
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but
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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the
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Did you hear about the man who was half
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Did you hear about the Mexican
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Did you hear about the monster who
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Did you hear about the monster who had an
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Did you hear about the monster who had twelve
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Did you hear about the monster who went to a
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Did you hear about the monster with
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Did you hear about the Montana moron
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Did you hear about the Murfreesboro
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Did you hear about the new
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Did you hear about the new shark food
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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar
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Did you hear about the nurse who died
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Did you hear about the Oklahoma
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who
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Did you hear about the overweight
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Did you hear about the Penn State professor
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Did you hear about the piglets
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Did you hear about the pigs
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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
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Did you hear about the pig who tried to
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Did you hear about the pig’s vacation?
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
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Did you hear about the rookie Rhode
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Did you hear about the sick ghost?
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Did you hear about the skunk who
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Did you hear about the snobby cow?
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Did you hear about the stupid
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Did you hear about the stupid snake?
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Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
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Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
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Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
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Did you hear about the time
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Did you hear about the tree’s
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Did you hear about the TV show
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Did you hear about the two
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Did you hear about the two little boys who
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Did you hear about the two men who were
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Did you hear about the UCLA track
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Did you hear about the underwater snooker
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Did you hear about the University of Miami
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Did you hear about the unlucky
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Did you hear about the vampire
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
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Did you hear about the vampire who got
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Did you hear about the vampire who joined
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Did you hear about the village idiot
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Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
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Did you hear about the whale who
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Did you hear about the witch who
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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet
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Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest
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Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of
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Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage
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Did you hear someone has invented a
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Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer
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Did you hear that the Post Office had to
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Did you hear the
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Did you hear the new penalty for
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Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who
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Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who
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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
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Did you hear the story
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Did you hear what
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Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
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Did you hear? Laments gettin a
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Did you know pillows
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Did you know that
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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a
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Did you like www.flower.com?
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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
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Diner:
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Diner: Could I have a glass
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Diner: May I please have a glass of
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Diner: Waiter, please
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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my
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Diner: What’s wrong with these eggs I
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Diner: Why are the
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Discipline in the Home
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Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
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Do
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Doctor Doctor I feel like
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Doctor Doctor I feel like a
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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I’m a
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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
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Doctor Doctor I think I’m a
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Doctor Doctor I’m so ugly what can I
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
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Doctor these pills you gave me for
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Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I’m
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Doctor,
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Doctor, are you sure Im suffering
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Doctor, Doctor
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Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
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Doctor, Doctor everyone
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Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a
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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
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Doctor, Doctor I
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Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
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Doctor, doctor I keep
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there
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Doctor, Doctor I need something to
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Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I
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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
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Doctor, Doctor I think I need
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m an adder
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a python
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber
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Doctor, Doctor I think I’m turning
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Doctor, Doctor I’m a
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Doctor, Doctor I’m a burglar
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Doctor, Doctor I’m becoming
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Doctor, Doctor I’m boiling
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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a
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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve a split
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve broke my
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth,
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve got wind! Can
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a
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Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my
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Doctor, Doctor my
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Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image
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Doctor, doctor my baby’s swallowed a
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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
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Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps
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Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed
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Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
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Doctor, Doctor will this
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
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Doctor, Doctor you have to help me
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Doctor, Doctor you’ve
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Doctor, Doctor you’ve taken out my
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Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
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Doctor, doctor! said the
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Doctor, doctor,
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Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle
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Doctor, doctor, can you give me
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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
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Doctor, doctor, I
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Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate,
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Doctor, Doctor, I can’t get
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Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I’m part of the
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Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep
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Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a
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Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a
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Doctor, doctor, I’m
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Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door!
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Doctor, doctor, I’m having difficulty sleeping.
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Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do
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Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a
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Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59
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Doctor, doctor, my
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Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
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Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
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Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
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Doctor, doctor, people tell me I’m a
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
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Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of
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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my
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Doctor, said the
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Doctor:
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Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your
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Doctor: Did you know
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Doctor: Did you take the patient’s
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Doctor: Have you ever had this
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
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Doctor: That deafness cure help your
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I
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Doctor: You need new glasses
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Doctor: You seem to be in
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Doctor: ‘Your recovery was a miracle!
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Doctor: “Good news you passed your
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Does
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Does a dolphin ever do something by
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Does killing time damage
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Does running out of a
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Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
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Does this bus stop at the river?
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Does your brother keep himself clean?
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Does your dog know how how to
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Does your mum like shopping on the
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Dont’ Wake the Baby
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Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep.
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Don’t look out of the
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Don’t you just hate the blatant
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Down at the
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Do Apes kiss?
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Do buses and trains run on time?
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Do fish get thirsty?
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Do hamburgers make good vampires?
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Do molecular biologists
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Do pigs like Backgammon?
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Do robots have sisters ?
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Do steam rollers really roll
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Do vampires get
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Do vampires get AIDS?
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Do vegetarians eat animal
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Do you
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I
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Do you enjoy websurfing?
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
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Do you know a
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Do you know how to catch a squirrel?
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Do you know the difference between genius and
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two
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Do you know the time
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Do you know the 20th President of the United
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Do you know what a mice said when
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Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
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Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry
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Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in
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Do you like
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Do you like my new baby sister ?
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Do you like web jokes?
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Do you like your
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Do you love me more than you love sleep?
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Do you love me?
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Do you need a silencer if you are going
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Do you really believe your husband when he
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Do you send e-mails on your home
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Do you think my skin is starting to show its
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Do you think, Professor, that my
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Do you turn on your computer with your left
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Do you want some help using the Internet,
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Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
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Droopy Drawers
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Dr Frankenstein:
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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest
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Duayne met Patricia Ann from Birmingham
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During an army basic training, the lieutenant
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During a big fire downtown the firemen
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During a break on a North Dakota office
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During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young
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During a funeral for a woman
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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary
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During a visit to a military medical clinic,
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
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During my stay at an expensive hotel
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During the heat of the space race in the
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During the Mexican American War, an intense
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During the month of
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During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
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During the wedding
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
F
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Fade Away
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Falling from
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Fan: I’ve always admired you. Are your teeth
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Farmer Brown decided his
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Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane,
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Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
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Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
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FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
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FARMER: Who raided my vegetable
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Far away in the tropical waters of the
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Father
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Father and son standing outside the elephant’s
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Father Christmas lost
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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
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Father Christmas:
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Father Christmas:I
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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady,
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to
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Father Christmas: What’s your
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Father Murphy walked
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Father O’Mally has been preaching
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Father:
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Father: Don’t you feel better now
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Father: How were the
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Father: I hear you skipped school
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Father: I want to take my girl our of this
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Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used
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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results
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Father: What did the
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Father: What did you learn in school today
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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister’s
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Father: You were absent on the day of the
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Father: You’ve
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Fire
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Fireman rescued a
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First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s
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First boy: Are you having a party for your
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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
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First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
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First Boy: Why is your brother
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First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
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First cannibal: I can’t find anything to
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First cannibal: I don’t know
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First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird.
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First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
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First cannibal: Who
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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
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First Cannibal: “Have you seen the
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First Caribou:
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First Caribou: What do
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First Caribou: What kind of math do
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
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First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up
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First cave man to 2nd cave
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First ghoul: You don’t look too well
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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a
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First Kangaroo: How do you tell the
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First Kangaroo: If you were
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it
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FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
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First monster: I
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FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
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FIRST MONSTER: I’m going
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First Monster: I’m so thirsty my tongue’s
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First monster: That
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First person: Do you know how to
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FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves
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First Spaceman: I’m hungry.
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First witch: Here’s a banana
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First Witch: I like your toad.
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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor
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First witch: My beauty
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First witch: My, hasn’t your little
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Fisherman: What
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Fishing rule #1: The least experienced
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Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman
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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in
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Five Englishmen
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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he
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Flight fifty
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Flight 1234, are you
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Flight 1234, for noise
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
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Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his
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Following some duty overseas, the officers
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Following some duty overseas, the officers at
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Food on the Table by E. Tittup
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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
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For all of you with teenagers or who have had
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For a weddin’ present
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For his birthday the monster asked for a
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For their 25th wedding
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For the first time in many
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For two solid hours, the lady
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For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
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For what person do all men take off
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Four
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Four corporate presidents, one
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Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter,
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Four men were bragging about how smart their
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Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had
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Four workers
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
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Frankenstein: Help, I’ve got a short circuit!
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Fred
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Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
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Fred and his wife Edna went to the state
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Fred came home
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Fred came home from his first day at school.
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he
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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf
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Fred keeps telling me that he’s going to marry
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FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I
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Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
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Fred! What did I say I’d do if I found
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Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History
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Fred’s mother was on the
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Fred’s new girlfriend uses such
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came
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Fred: Did you hear about the Irish
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Fred: Do
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Fred: Do you
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Fred: Do you think I’m a fool?
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Fred: Have you noticed that your
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Fred: I got 100 in school today.
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Fred: I haven’t slept a wink for the past two
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Fred: I met a really
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
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Fred: I’d love to be an
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Fred: I’m sure I’m right.
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Fred: I’ve
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Fred: My mum’s having a new baby.
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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
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Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they
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Fred: What’s
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Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
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FRED: Your monster was
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Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
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Fred: You have
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Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose.
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Fred: “Why are you so upset?”
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Freedom After 20 Years
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Fresh out of business school, the young man
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a
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From a Southwest Airlines employee….
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Funny Korean cute femal teacher
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Garden Water Features
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Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska
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General Heath, a famous lover of
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General Minh
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George knocked on the door of his friend’s
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George went fishing, but at the end of the day
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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
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George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac
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Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who,
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Get this. said the bloke to his mates,
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Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I’m old and
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Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the
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Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your
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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
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Girl: How much is a soft drink
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Girl: Mom, mom a monster’s just bitten my foot
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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
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Give a man a fish and he will
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God created the donkey &
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God is sitting up in his ivory
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God looks down and notices that Adam is all
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Golfer:
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Golfer: “Caddy,
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Golfer: “Caddy, do you think my game is
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Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a
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Golfer: “I’ve played so poorly all day; I
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Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the
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Golfer: “That can’t be my
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Golfer: “This golf is a funny game.”
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Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly
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Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my
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Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred
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Got this email from a friend:
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Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
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Grandma, why dont you
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Grandma: You’ve left all your
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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy
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Great news,
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Great news, teacher says we have a test today
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Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa
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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece
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Guidry called in Plotke, the painter,
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Had a door-to-door salesman call one time
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Hair Disorders
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Happiness Of Life
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Harry approached a prostitute and asked, “How
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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
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Harry was telling his friend about his holiday
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Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I look!
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Have
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Havent I
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Have you
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Have you ever imagined a world with no
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Have you ever seen a duchess?
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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
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Have you got any broken
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Have you got the address of the butter
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Have you heard about the
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Have you heard about the goodweather
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Have you heard about the new aftershave that
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Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
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Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
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Have you heard my knock-knock joke?
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Have you heard that there’s a new
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Have you heard the story about the
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Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse
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Have you seen
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Have you seen the bus website?
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Have you seen the current remake of the movie
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Have you seen www.amnesia.com?
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Have you seen www.apathy.com?
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Have you seen www.boomerang .com?
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Have you seen www.busfull.com?
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Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
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Have you seen www.hook.com?
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Have you seen www.indecisive.com?
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Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com?
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Have you seen www.pitchdark.com?
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Have you seen www.quasimodo.com?
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Have you seen www.tame.com?
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Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
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Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
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Have you seen www.veryangry.com?
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Have you seen www.yawn.com?
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Having arrived at the edge of the river, the
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Having just moved
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Having passed
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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
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HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies
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Heard the one about the three blondes that
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Hear about the blonde
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Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
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Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to
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Helga, tell me something. Why
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Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
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Hello, police? Please send an officer over
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Hello? Fred’s Restaurant.
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Hello? the blonde responded answering the
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Helpful
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Helpline? I’ve just pushed a
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Henderson bought a new
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Henry’s son, David, burst into the
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here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen
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Hey buddy.
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Hey, Pop, pleaded Angelo, “can I go to the zoo
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Hey, you just shot my wife.
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He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is
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Hickory hickory dock.
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Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen,
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Hillary Clinton goes to
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His girlfriend returned all his letters.
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Hit on the Head by
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Holton
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Home – A –
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Honey, said Mrs.
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Honey, said this
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Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?
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Horror Stories by R. U. Scared
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Hotel
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Housekeeper: Professor, there’s a bill
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How
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Howard County Police officers still
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How are men like carpet
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How are men like noodles?
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How are skunks able to avoid
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How are tigers like sergeants in the
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How are UFO’s related to hamburgers?
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How are you doing in arithmetic ?
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How are you getting on
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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped
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How can
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How can a can you double your money?
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How can if
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How can I ever thank you? gushed a woman to
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How can you
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How can you avoid falling hair?
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How can you be sure you have counterfeit
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How can you double your money?
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How can you get a set of teeth put in for
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How can you get rich by
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
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How can you make a basset hound fast?
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How can you make a moth ball ?
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How can you make a soup rich?
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How can you make a witch itch?
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How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s
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How can you recognize a Gnome
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How can you shorten a bed?
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How can you shorten a bed?
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How can you spell chilly with two
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How can you spell too much with two
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How can you tell an Italian witch
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How can you tell an old person from a young
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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?
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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
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How can you tell a male
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How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
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How can you tell a rabbit from a
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How can you tell elephants love to
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How can you tell if an elephant’s been to
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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting
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How can you tell if a ghost is
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How can you tell if a man is cheating on
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How can you tell if a monster has a
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How can you tell if a parrot
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How can you tell if a snake is a
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How can you tell if a tornado is
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How can you tell if someone who’s having a
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How can you tell if someone who’s just had
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How can you tell if there is
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How can you tell if you are looking at
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How can you tell if you are looking at a police
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How can you tell that
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How can you tell the
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How can you tell the difference between a
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How can you tell the pig
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How can you tell when a salesperson is
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How can you tell when a skunk is
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
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How can you tell when witches are carrying
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How can you tell which Burger
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How can you tell which end of a worm is which
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
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How can you tell who is the head
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How come if ants are always so busy they always get
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How come it takes so little time for a
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How come the giant Ape climbed up
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How come wrong numbers are never
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How come you
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How come youre only
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a
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How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
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How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was
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How did Dairy Queen get
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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
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How did Frankenstein’s
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How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’
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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty
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How did rich people
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How did skeletons send each other
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How did that bullfight come out?
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How did the
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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
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How did the basketball court get wet?
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How did the blonde
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How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair?
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How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas
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How did the Chihuahua disappear
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How did the close race between the rabbit and
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How did the dog feel when he lost his
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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at
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How did the dog make anti-freeze?
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How did the dog make gold soup?
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How did the dog warn its master that a
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How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry
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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
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How did the fish’s tail get stuck in
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How did the flea learn to use the
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How did the footbal pitch end up as
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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle
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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
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How did the hail stone describe it’s
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How did the instructor try to make horse riding
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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a
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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from
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How did the monster cure his sore throat?
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How did the Mother Banana
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How did the obscene telephone caller get
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
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How did the rainbow know is was
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How did the soggy
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How did the telephones get married ?
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How did the toad die ?
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How did the witch almost lose her baby?
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How did the woman feel when she got run
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How did the world’s tallest monster become
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How did your mom know
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How did you do in
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How did you find the weather at camp?
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How do
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How does a
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor
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How does an elephant get down from a tree
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How does an elephant get out of a small car
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How does an elephant go up a tree?
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How does an idiot call for his dog?
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How does an octopus go to war ?
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How does AVON find so many women willing
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How does a baboon make phone calls?
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How does a baby ghost cry?
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How does a barber make phone calls?
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How does a baritone make phone calls?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land
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How does a burger acquire good taste?
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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
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How does a cow do math?
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How does a door chime answer the phone?
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How does a farmer send messages?
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How does a football player make phone calls?
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How does a ghost start a letter?
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How does a girl vampire flirt?
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How does a Gorilla become another
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How does a leopard change its spots ?
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How does a lobster answer the phone?
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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
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How does a New York University psychology
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How does a physicist exercise?
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How does a pig write home?
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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land
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How does a queen bee get around her hive
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How does a Russian Aeroflot
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How does a skeleton call her friends?
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How does a Snowman get to work?
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How does a vampire clean his house?
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How does a vampire enter his
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How does a vampire get through life with
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
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How does Dracula keep fit?
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How does Dracula like to have his
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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?
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How does every ethnic joke start?
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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
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How does James Bond type e-mails?
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his
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How does Robin hood send messages around
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How does Santa Claus take pictures?
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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
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How does the captain know the aircraft is
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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those
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How does the Easter Bunny stay
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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow
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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
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How does the vicar explore the
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say
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How do angels greet each other?
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How do ants hide from aardvarks?
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How do athletes send e-mails?
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How do bank robbers send messages?
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How do bees get to
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How do bulls drive their cars?
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How do cats
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How do cats eat spaghetti ?
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How do comedians send messages?
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How do dolphins send messages?
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How do eels get around the
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How do Filipinos count money?
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How do fireflies lose weight?
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How do fireflies start
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How do fireflies start a race ?
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How do fish go into business ?
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How do footballers send messages?
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How do frogs die ?
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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
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How do heavy
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How do hens encourage their football
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How do hens encourage their football teams
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How do Indian chiefs send messages?
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How do Iranians speak on the
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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
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How do Jewish
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How do jockeys determine which
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How do long distance runners send e-mail?
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How do man-eating monsters count to a
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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
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How do mountainers send messages?
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How do nuns surf the web? On the
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How do rabbits get to work?
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How do rain drops marry?
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How do really posh dogs send messages?
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How do Religious Education
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How do salespeople traditionally greet each
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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
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How do sheep in Mexico say
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How do sheep keep warm in winter
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How do sheep sign their e-mails?
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How do skunks like their e-mails?
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How do snails get their shells all
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How do snowmen read their e-mails?
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How do snowmen travel around ?
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How do spacemen pass the time on long
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How do stones
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How do they dance in Arabia?
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How do they prevent crime in hamburger
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How do the fish get to school ?
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How do the Rolling Stones like their
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How do thunderstorms invest their
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How do vampires keep their breath smelling
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How do vampire football players get the mud off?
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How do warty witches keep
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How do wasps send messages?
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How do we know burgers love young
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How do we know hamburgers have high
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How do we know that Apes are
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How do we know that hamburgers love classic
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How do we know that insects are so clever
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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French
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How do we know the Indians were the first
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How do whales type e-mails?
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How do witches lose
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How do writers send e-mail?
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How do you
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How do you address a monster?
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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
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How do you catch King Kong?
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How do you catch the Easter
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How do you communicate
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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness
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How do you confuse an idiot?
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How do you confuse a man?
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How do you cook vegatables in the
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How do you drive an accountant completely
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How do you eat a DNA
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How do you find where a flea has bitten you
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How do you find your dog if
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How do you fit
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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
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How do you fix a broken website?
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How do you get around fast on the bottom of
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
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How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
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How do you get a paper baby?
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How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F
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How do you get milk from a witch’s cat?
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How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You
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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
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How do you get the most apples when bobbing
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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
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How do you go about hiring a horse?
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How do you hire an elephant ?
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How do you hire a horse?
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How do you hire a teddy bear?
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How do you identify a bald eagle?
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How do you insult a hamburger patty?
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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
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How do you keep an imbecile
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How do you keep a dog from barking in your
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How do you keep a programmer in the shower
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How do you kill a blonde?
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How do you know accountants have no
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How do you know a Brigham
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
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How do you know if your little
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How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold
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How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
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How do you know that a elephant’s been in the
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How do you know that cats are sensitive
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How do you know that peanuts are
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How do you know that there’s a monster in your
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How do you know when a
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How do you know when an
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How do you know when there is an elephant under
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How do you know when there is a snowman in
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How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your
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How do you know when you are in bed
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How do you know when you’re
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How do you know you’re leading a sad
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How do you lead a horse to water?
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
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How do you make a
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How do you make an apple turnover?
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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
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How do you make a butterfly ?
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
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How do you make a dog
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How do you make a Gorilla float?
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How do you make a Gorilla stew?
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How do you make a hamburger green?
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How do you make a milkshake?
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How do you make a moth bawl?
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How do you make a rabbit fast?
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How do you make a rabbit stew?
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast
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How do you make a small fortune out of
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How do you make a tame duck wild?
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How do you make a Venetian
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How do you make a Venetian blind?
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How do you make gold soup?
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How do you make rude noises on the
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How do you plant dope?
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How do you play Iraqi bingo?
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How do you post a fish?
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How do you prepare a Gorilla
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How do you raise a baby elephant ?
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How do you save a drowning mouse ?
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How do you scare a man?
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How do you see that a linedancer came from
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How do you separate the Greek boys from the
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How do you shoot a great white shark?
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How do you spell a hated opponent with three
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How do you spell elephant ?
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How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
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How do you spell “we” with two letters
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How do you start an insect race ?
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How do you start a teddy bear race ?
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How do you stop a
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How do you stop an angry elephant from
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How do you stop a dog howling in the
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How do you stop a dog smelling ?
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How do you stop a monster digging up your
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How do you stop a monster from
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How do you stop a rooser crowing
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How do you stop a taliban tank ?
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How do you stop squirrels playing football in
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How do you stop your laptop batteries from
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How do you take a pig to
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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
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How do you weigh a whale?
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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
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How do, like, really laid-back types answer
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How easy is it for
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
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How far do burgers go in school?
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
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How is a hailstone like an
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How is a judge like an English
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
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How is a woman like a condom?
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How is being at a singles bar
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How is cat food sold ?
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How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
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How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda
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How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts
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How long do
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How long does it take to burn a candle down
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How long will a floating point operation
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How many
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How many aardvarks can ride on an
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How many accountants
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment
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How many applicants does it take to change
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How many archaeologists does it take to change a
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How many architects does it take to change a
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How many auditors does it take to change a
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How many bankers does it take to change a light
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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
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How many biologists does
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How many brewers does it take to
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How many Buckeye
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How many cafeteria staff does it take to
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How many cashiers does it take
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How many chimney does Father Christmas go
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How many chocolate bunnies can
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How many computer journalists does it take
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How many cops does it take to
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How many cost accountants does it
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How many C++ programmers does it take to
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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to
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How many ducks would there be,
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How many evolutionists does it take to
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How many film directors
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How many firemen does it take
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How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
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How many Histrionic
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men
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How many Java programmers does it take to
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How many judges does it take to
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How many lawyers does it take
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How many lawyers does it take to grease a
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How many letters are there in the
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How many librarians does it take to screw in a
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How many men does it take to change a roll of
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How many men does it take to make
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How many physiotherapists
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How many pilots does it take to change a
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How many psychiatrists
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How many psychiatrists does it take to
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How many psychoanalysts does it take to
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How many psychologists does
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How many psychologists does it
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How many seasons are there in a dogs life
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How many Serbs does in take to change a
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How many skunks do you need to make a
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How many social
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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice
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How many students does it take to change a
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How many tax advisors does it take to change a
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How many tax auditors
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How many weeks
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How much deeper would the ocean be
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate
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How much for a haircut?
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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome.
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How much money did the bronco have?
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How old is your Grandma? I dunno, but we’ve
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How old were you on your last birthday?
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How should you send a letter to the Easter
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How should you treat a baby
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How that we are engaged I hope you’ll give
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How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts’
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How to fleas
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How to fleas travel ?
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How to Get There by Ridya Bike
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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can
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How to you know that cows will be in
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How was the
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How was your golf game, dear? asked Jack’s
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How would you get four reindeer
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Hubby – You always carry my photo in your
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Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
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Husband: What do you love most, my
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HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
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I
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If
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If all the nations in the world are in
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If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
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If an athlete gets athlete’s foot,
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If an electric train travels 90
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If an elephant is the
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what
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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who
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If a beagle can’t play a bugle in the marching
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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
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If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three
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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
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If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather,
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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
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If a flea and a
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If a fly has no wings
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped
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If a hungry shark is after you, what
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
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If a man says something in the middle
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If a man was born in England, raised in
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If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
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If a word in a dictionary were
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
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If buttered toast always
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If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
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If doors
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
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If George
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If George Washington were
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If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
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If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no
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If I had
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If I had but one life to give for my country,
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If King Kong came to England why would he
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
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If Microsoft built cars you would need to
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If necessity is the mother of invention,
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do
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If olive oil comes from
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child,
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If six children and two dogs were under
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If storks bring
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
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If the
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If there are any idiots in the room, will they
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If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you
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If there were no food left, what could people
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If they made a movie starring the Loch
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
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If the Pilgrims came over on the
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If the world is getting smaller, why do
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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is
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If two lawyers were drowning,
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If we are a country committed to free
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If your dog is
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If your watch is broken, why can’t you go
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
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If you are driving at the speed of light
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If you are standing in the main
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If you crossed a cow
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If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what
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If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
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If you cross a telephone and a lobster
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of
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If you didn’t get caught, did you
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If you drop this book in a pig
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If you found a five
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
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If you had a million dollars and gave away one
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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would
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If you had one dollar and you
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If you have a referee in football, what do you
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If you laid all the lawyers in the world head
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If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
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If you need a loan, who do you see in the
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If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in
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If you take an Oriental person and spin
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If you take half from
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but
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If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great
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If you want to get
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If you watch the way that many motorists
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If you’re fishing on ice, you should
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If – H 2 O – is on the inside of
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
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Igloo Building
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Igor: Only
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Ill have to report you, sir, said the
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Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr
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Im giving a surprised birthday party
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Im not saying that the customer service in
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Information?
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Insurance agent to would-be client: “Don’t
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Interns think of God, residents pray
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INTERVIEWER to job
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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
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Introductory
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In Alaska’s National Forests, a
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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
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In a nursing home, there is this old woman named
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In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two
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In a survey of American
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In a very small alley two trucks
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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
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In Heaven:
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In olden times, it is reported that
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In the beginning, God created the earth and
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In the construction
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In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
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In the summer desert heat, what did a dust
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In the 1970’s, before women
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In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we
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In what school
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In what state will you find the most cows?
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Iraq has just ordered two
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IRS Agent: What’s all this? Bracken:
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Isnt the principal a
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Is chicken soup good for
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Is it good to drink witch’s brew?
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Is it ok to use my AM radio after
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Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your
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Is it true the pigs went over
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Is lunch the favorite
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Is that your face or are you
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Is there a
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Is there a mouse in the house ?
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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the
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Is there big money in the cattle business?
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Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
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Is this Love? by Midas
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Is your food spicy Sir ?
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Is your mother home? the
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Its clear said the teacher, “That you
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It can’t go on! It can’t go on!
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It had been snowing for
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It has been said that the United States has
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It only rains twice a
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It seems a gentleman had too
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It seems that a devout, good couple was about
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It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
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It seems that there was a little old church
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It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
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It was
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It was a
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It was about a month
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It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the
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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was
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It was a few days before Christmas. The trip
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It was Christmas
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It was Halloween and three
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It was mealtime on a small airline and the
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It was so hot today I saw
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It was so hot when we went on holiday last
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It was well known that a certain lake was very
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It’s
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It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the
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It’s not what you say, but the way you say
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Ive never flown before, said the
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Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to
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I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi ‘
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I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
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I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay.
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I came in to
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I came in to make an appointment with the
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I cant believe
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I can’t decide whether to buy a
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I can’t find a shark website….
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I can’t understand the critics
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I can’t understand why people say my
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I didnt see you in church last Sunday,
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I don’t know
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I don’t know where you got your face
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I don’t think my Mom knows much about
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I don’t think these photographs
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I don’t think this whole White House
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I forgot my brother’s
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I gotta A in
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I got an
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I got a call from a woman who
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I got a letter from my sister.
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I guess I didnt get my birthday wish.
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I had a dream you were a tire last
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I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
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I hate paying my income tax.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months!
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a
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I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His
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I heard that
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I hear you take milk baths.
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I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on
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I hope you’re not one of those
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I just sent my first
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I just spotted a Chihuahua!
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I know
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I live in a semi-rural area. We
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I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw
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I love the lines men use to get us into bed.
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I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll
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I never thought that the Internet was very
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts….
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I overheard a friend
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I overheard a woman in a
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I remember when Father Christmas first
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I remember when the
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I saw a pen in a
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I saw the most beautiful
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I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
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I see the baby’s nose is running
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I spent the whole evening
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I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake?
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I thought you were trying to get into shape?
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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted
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I told you not to let those pigs In my office.
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I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
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I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
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I used to not get on with my
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I use the internet
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I walked into a bar the
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I want a hair cut please.
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I want to become a politician when I grow up
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I want to be an astronaut when I grow
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I was an Air Force ICBM launch control
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I was given the ultimatum 3
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I was glad when one fish got
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I was going 70 miles an hour and got
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I was in a very generous mood today, a
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I was in the zoo last week.
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I was making love to this girl and she started
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I was married 3 times
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I was married 3 times explained
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I was once in a play called
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I was so sorry
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I
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I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
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I went to
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I went to a restaurant that serves
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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off
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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
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I wouldn’t say
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I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are
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I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are
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I’d like a new frog, please.
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I’d like to buy a bed,
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I’d like to say
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I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m
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I’d say he was spineless.
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I’m
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I’m learning ancient history ?
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I’m not going back to school ever again
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I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion
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I’m not ugly. I could
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I’m suffering from bad breath
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I’ve
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I’ve been e-mailing William
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I’ve been invited to an avoidance.
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I’ve been on my computer all night!
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I’ve been shopping for
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I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours
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I’ve got a new
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I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she
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I’ve had a slight
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I’ve just come back from the beauty parlour.
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I’ve just discovered a method for making wool out
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I’ve never been much on fashion, but got
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I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass
J
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Jackie stood quietly as her father
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Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill,
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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave
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Jack went to see the camp nurse. ‘I
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Jack: “My brother was sick and
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed
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Janet came home from school and asked
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Janet: What’s the
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Jane’s father
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Jay:
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Jeb and Eudell, University of
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Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
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Jesus and Moses
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Jesus and Satan got into an
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Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman
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Jett was trying to
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Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying.
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Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young
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Jill’s car was unreliable and she
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Jill: Have you read the Bible?
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Jill: How did you find
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to
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Jim sees his neighbor out back building
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Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the
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Joan, who was rather
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Joe decides to take
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Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
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Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
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Johnny
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says,
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Johnny is walking along and a priest is
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Johnny was asked
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Johnny was racing
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Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
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John Smith lived in
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John was driving when a policeman pulled him
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John was hard at work with
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John was sitting outside his
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John & Jessica were on their
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John: “I’m a man of few words.”
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Josh sent a
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Judge to witness: “And where was the location of
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Judge: All your responses to the questions must
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Judge: Are you married?
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Judge: Doctor, how
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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
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Judge: Tell me your occupation.
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Judge: What is your
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Judge: Why did you steal
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Judge: Your first marriage
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Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery
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Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
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Judge: “Is it true that you owe your neighbor a
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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa
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Juggler, driving to his next
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Julie had broken off her
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Julie: What time is it?
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Jury: Twelve men and women
L
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Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
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Lara Rabbit: Do you
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Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his
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Last New
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
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Last night I dreamt I was
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Last night I wrote myself a letter.
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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
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Last year’s Christmas pudding was so
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Late one
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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a
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Late one night, a burglar
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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask
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Laugh and the class laughs with you.
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Laws of
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Lawyer: “Let me
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Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted,
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Learner driver: What happens when
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Lee was known among his friends for the
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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
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LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
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Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast
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Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle
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Little
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Little Billy’s Story
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Little boy to airline pilot:
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Little Brother: I’m going to
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Little Johnny and
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Little Johnny came home from school
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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find
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Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
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Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
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Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.
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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered
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Little Mary was not the best
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Little monster:
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Little Monster: I hate my teacher.
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Little monster: Mom I’ve finished.
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Little monster: Mom,
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Little monster: Mom, I’ve finished. Can I
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Little Tim
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Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a
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Looking
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Look at that bald man over there.
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Look at that speed!
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Look over there! Said the frightened
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Look, guide, here are some LION
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Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
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Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget
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Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it
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Louise was watching her big sister covering her
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Luke had it first, Paul had it
M
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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
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Mad men are given a test to prove they are
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Mah sons real smart! crowed the redneck
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Making Snacks
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Making the Least of Life
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Making the Most of Life
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Making Weatherproof Clothes
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Male secretary : “Feel free to use my
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Mama bear to Papa bear:
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
-
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
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Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to
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Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.
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Manager: Twenty
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
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Mandy was
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Mandy: Our teacher went on a
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Many people in computer labs will assure
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Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed
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Man l: “I got my wife a VCP
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Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so
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Man: “How’s
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March Into Battle
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Marley stopped at the town
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Marriage is a three
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
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Marriage is nature’s way of preventing
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Married life
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Martin asked David, “In which
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Martin ended a letter to his
-
Martin had just received his brand new drivers
-
Mary arrived home from
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Mary was having a tough day
-
Mary:
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Mary: Do you think my sister’s pretty
-
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
-
May I buy half a
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May I take your order? the waiter asked.
-
May: What position does your brother play in
-
McAfee and Bracket were driving home
-
McNally was taking his first plane ride,
-
McPherson walked
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Mega Bites
-
Meg’s mother was visiting her daughter at camp.
-
Melburn was strolling along downtown
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Men
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Men are
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Men are like
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Men are like animals:
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Men are like bank accounts.
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Men are like bike
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Men are like cement.
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Men are like coffee.
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Men are like coolers.
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Men are like copiers.
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Men are like department
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Men are like fine wine. They all
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Men are like government bonds.
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Men are like horoscopes.
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Men are like mini skirts.
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Men are like old
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Men are like pillows.
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Men are like plungers.
-
Men are like remote controls.
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Men are like shag
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Men are like vacuum
-
Men don’t
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Me: “What is that noise?”
-
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
-
Michael: It’s hard for my
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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business
-
Military Intelligence
-
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker
-
Miss DeAngelo was a
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Modern Haircuts
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Moe: My wife converted me to
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Mommy monster:
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Mommy, all the kids at school
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Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a
-
Mom and Dad are in the iron and
-
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.
-
Monahan stumbled
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MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you
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Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N.
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I’m a blood-sucking
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Monster: I’m so ugly.
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Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles
-
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein
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Monster: Stick ’em down.
-
Monster: Where do fleas go in
-
Moody was
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Morris was passing a small courtyard and
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Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
-
Morty the producer dies and goes to
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Moses,
-
Most Republicans try, at least
-
Mother
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Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go
-
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in
-
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies
-
Mother:
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Mother: Did you
-
Mother: Did you get a good place in the
-
Mother: Did you make your bed today?
-
Mother: Does your teacher like you ?
-
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
-
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting
-
Mother: How do you
-
Mother: How was your first
-
Mother: I told you not eat cake
-
Mother: Jared, get your little
-
Mother: What
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Mother: What did you learn in school
-
Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
-
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
-
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I
-
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
-
Mother: Why was the phone busy all
-
Mother: “Why are you home from school so
-
Motorist: Does a deer have a
-
Motorist: When I bought this car you
-
Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
-
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
-
Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,
-
MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice
-
Mrs Saggy:
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Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
-
Mrs.
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Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for
-
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
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Mrs. Ellis came home from
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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip
-
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
-
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
-
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large
-
Mr Monster:
-
Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
-
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
-
Mummy Monster: What are you doing
-
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your
-
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch
-
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
-
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
-
Mum, does God use the
-
Mum, is it true my baby sister came
-
Mum, Mum,
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Mum: From now on your going to have free
-
Mum: Haven’t you finished filling the salt
-
Mum: How can
-
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
-
Mum: Why does your little brother
-
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple,
-
Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by
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My
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My Aunt Maud had so many candles
-
My barber is a specialist in road map
-
My birthdays coming
-
My boyfriend thinks I’m
-
My brother’s a professional boxer.
-
My brother’s just opened a
-
My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble
-
My brother’s one
-
My brother’s on a seafood
-
My computer isn’t that nervous. It’s just a
-
My computer made a funny sound the other
-
My dad is stupid.
-
My dance partner dumped me for my best
-
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
-
My dog is a nuisance.
-
My dog is great at math.
-
My dog likes to sit down each evening and
-
My elephants got no trunk ?
-
My First Public War
-
My friend is nuts. He thinks he’s Bugs
-
My friend is so silly that he spent two
-
My friend is so stupid that he
-
My granddaughter came to spend a few
-
My grandma has so
-
My husband and I divorced over
-
My husband’s business is rather up-and-down
-
My life selling houses
-
My mother says I look just like an
-
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion.
-
My mother-in-law has got
-
My mother-in-law is like a fine French
-
My neighbor works in the operations
-
My new baby is the image of his father.
-
My parrot lays square eggs but
-
My problem is that I
-
My sister
-
My sister fell in love at second
-
My sister is so dim she thinks that
-
My sister went
-
My sister’s a really bad driver.
-
My teacher
-
My teacher loves me – she puts
-
My teacher reminds me of
-
My teacher’s got a
-
My therapist told me the way to achieve
-
My wife asked me to take her to the zoo the other
-
My wife asked me “What’s on the TV?”
-
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
-
My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that
-
My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M.
O
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Officer: Soldier, do
-
Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a
-
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
-
Old English Churches
-
Old Farmer
-
Old man
-
Old Man On A Bench
-
Old Mrs.
-
Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me.
-
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen’s
-
Ole
-
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual
-
On
-
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport,
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Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a
-
Once a man went to a resturant and ordered
-
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
-
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
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Once there was a church that
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Once there was a millionaire
-
Once there was a millionaire, who collected
-
Once there were two chinese
-
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God
-
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
-
Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil
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Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:
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Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie
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Q: Why does the secret
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Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
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Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered
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Q: Why don’t Deputy Fire Marshals look
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Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm?
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Q: Why don’t Polish people kill frogs?
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Q: Why don’t they know where Mozart is
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Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and
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Q: Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
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Q: Why don’t women have
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Q: Why don’t you wear snow boots? A: Because
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Q: WHY DON`T
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Q: Why do bagpipers
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Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help
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Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
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Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
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Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
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Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????
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Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90
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Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their
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Q: Why do blondes stand
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Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
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Q: Why do blonde’s
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Q: Why do brunettes know so many
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Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? – A: Because they
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Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
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Q: Why do divorced men get married
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? – A:
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Q: Why do drummers always
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
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Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
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Q: Why do liberals
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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
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Q: Why do men find it
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Q: Why do men float better than
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Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis?
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Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
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Q: Why do Polish hate
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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
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Q: Why do saunas remind some people of
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Q: Why do Southern guys go
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Q: Why do they always fly
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Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the
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Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at
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Q: Why do women have tits?
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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up
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Q: Why is
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Q: Why is a blonde like
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Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of
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Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm
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Q: Why is a modem
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Q: Why is a violinist
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Q: Why is being in the
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called “middle of the
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called
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Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind
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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have
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Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player’s
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Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea
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Q: Why shouldn’t violists take
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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
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Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet?
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Q: Why was the
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Q: Why was the blondes’
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Q: Why were the
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Q: Why were there
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Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke
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Q: Why would it be
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Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
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Q: You know what the
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Q: “How many members of the coalition does it
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Q: “What has
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton
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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when
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Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our
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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
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Salesman: This jug is
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Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
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Sammy: My parents are sending me to
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Sam left work after a tiring day. ‘Take the bus
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
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Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same
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Sandy began a
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Sarah was reading a newspaper,
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Sargeant Williams was the newest drill
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Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in
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Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
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Say, your house is
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School
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School Doctor:
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School lunches are not generally popular with
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Science teacher: What happened when
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Scientists have discovered a food
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Scorcher Murphy was selling his
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Scott finally got his
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Seaside Treats
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Seasons Greetings
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Seems
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Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing
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Seems a guy was driving for hours
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Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate
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Seems there was a
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Seriously, when the crooked
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Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a
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Several
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Several women were discussing what they should
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
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Several years ago, the
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Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful,
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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
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Sharon: I’m so homesick.
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Sherlock Holmes
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew
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She was two thirds married once.
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She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter
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She’s so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
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She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice
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Shhaaayyy, buddy, whats a
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Shingles were loose on Pennock’s roof,
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Shipwrecked !
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Shortly after the birth
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Short-sighted sarge: “Attention! You also,
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Should I have a baby after 35?
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Should the cabin
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Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese
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Sign at restaurant reads:
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Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay
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Sign seen in a bar:
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Silence
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Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you
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Sir you
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the
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Sister: Mom wants you to come in
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Sister: Why are you putting
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to
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SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
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Slim walked into his local post office
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Small girl: I’d buy that dog, but
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Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni ‘
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Smart man +
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Smith goes to
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Soderling, the star college halfback, was
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Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
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Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew
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Someone
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Someone — always a man — always
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Something
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Sometimes
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Some men go on a hunting
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Some people
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Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
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Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a
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Sonny: I can’t sleep. What should I
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Son to his father as they watch television:
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Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions,
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Son:
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Son: How much does it cost to get married,
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Son: Is it true?
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Son: I can’t go to school today.
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Son: Where are the Himalayas?
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Southwest Airlines makes humor a high
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SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three
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So glad to meet you said the Hindu politely
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So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down
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So the bus
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So this trumpet player dies. When he
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So What Are You Smuggling?
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So what exactly can I learn on the
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So you are distantly related to the
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
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Spell electricity with three letters.
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Spell extra wise in two letters.
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Spell Indian tent with two letters.
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Spell mousetrap with three
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Spell “pound” in two letters.
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Sports fad
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Standing at the
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a
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Stan: I won 92
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Staring down from the bench to announce the
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Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
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Stay out of sight –
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Steve is going on an ocean cruise,
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Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me
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Steve,
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Stewardess”
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Strong Winds by Gail Force
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Student l: “Did
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Student: “Would it be possible to
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St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate
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St. Peter and Satan
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St. Peter and Satan were having an
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St. Peter is questioning three married
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Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
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Swedish
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Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were
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Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house
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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history
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Take the wheel, Harry! said the
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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced
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Talbot and his son James were
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Taming Wild Cats
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Tape Recording for Beginners
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Tarzan was tired when he came home.
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Taxiing
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Taxiing down the tarmac,
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Teacher : Billy, please don’t whistle while
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Teacher : Can’t you retain anything in your
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Teacher : Give
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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word
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Teacher : The word politics – can you give me
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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !
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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the
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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?
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Teacher : What are
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Teacher : What are you doing,
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Teacher : What is a comet ?
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Teacher : What is the most common phrase used
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Teacher : What’s happens to gold
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Teacher : Why are you
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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the
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Teacher : Would you at the
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Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.
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Teacher:
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Teacher: Are you good at math?
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds
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Teacher: Can you tell me something important
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Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
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Teacher: Didn’t you hear me call
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Teacher: Didn’t you know the
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Teacher: Did your parents help you
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28
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Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet
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Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with
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Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on
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Teacher: Fred, I’m glad to see your writing
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Teacher: Give me three reasons
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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in
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Teacher: How much is half of 8
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Teacher: How much is half of 8?
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Teacher: If I gave you three
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Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk,
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
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Teacher: If you have five
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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what
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Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is
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Teacher: In music, if “f” means
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Teacher: In what part of the
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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
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Teacher: Is
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Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
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Teacher: I see
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest
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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little
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Teacher: I’d like a room, please.
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Teacher: I’d like to go through one whole day
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Teacher: I’ll call you Fred Smith
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TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is
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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in
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Teacher: Look at the state of the school
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Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
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Teacher: Name four members of the cat
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Teacher: Name two pronouns ?
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you
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Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks?
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Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
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Teacher: That’s quite a
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Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have
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Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in
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Teacher: This is the third
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Teacher: This is the third time I’ve had to
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Teacher: This note from your father looks like
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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again.
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Teacher: What
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Teacher: What are
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Teacher: What are the four
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Teacher: What came after the stone age and the
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Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead
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Teacher: What do you think
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Teacher: What family does the octopus belong
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Teacher: What happened to your
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Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?
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Teacher: What is can’t short for ?
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Teacher: What is the formula for
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Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning
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Teacher: What’s a robin?
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Teacher: What’s big
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Teacher: What’s the definition of a
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Teacher: What’s the longest word in the
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Teacher: What’s this a
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Teacher: What’s 2 and 2
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Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
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Teacher: When do
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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel
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Teacher: Where is your homework?
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Teacher: Who can tell me where
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Teacher: Who was the
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Teacher: Why
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
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Teacher: Why are you picking your
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Teacher: Why are you pushing
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Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my
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Teacher: Why didn’t you answer me ?
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Teacher: Why does the
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Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?
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Teacher: Why do you want to
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your
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Teacher: Why is the Mississippi
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Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me.
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Teacher: You copies from
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
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Teacher: You’re new
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Teacher: You’ve been e-mailing other pupils
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TEACHER: “Can anybody give an
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Teacher: “Name six
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Teacher: “Sam, what is the outside of a
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Teacher: “What did the Indians
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Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant
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Teacher: “Who built the first American
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Teacher: “Why do we have a
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Teacher:”To which family
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Technical support had a
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Tech Support: “How may I help you today, sir?”
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Tech Support: “Which format are the images you
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Ted
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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to
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Teenage Driver: But,
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Telephone Problems
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Teller: Why did the blonde
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Tell me, said the hiker to the
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Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents
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That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his
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That bull you sold
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
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The
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Then there was the Puerto
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Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.
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There
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There are a
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There are a lot of words you
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There are bats hanging of a branch
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There are only two four letter words that are
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There are three beggars begging on Wall
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There are three engineers in a car; an
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There are three kinds of
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There are three ways a
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There is
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There is a
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There is a new
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There is a new Barbie
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There is a new Barbie doll
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There is a new Barbie doll on
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There is a new Barbie doll on the
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market –
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There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that
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There is a story about a monastery in Europe
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There once was an accountant who lived her whole life
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There once was a baby
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit
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There once was a German schoolteacher. She went
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There once was a rich man who
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There was a
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There was an
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There was an awful fight at the seafood
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There was an engineer who had an
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There was an inebriated driver who was
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There was an old
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There was an old man
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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
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There was a communist
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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
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There was a farmer who
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There was a farmer who raised
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There was a great loss today in the
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There was a huge fire at a big city soda
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There was a Japanese man who went to America for
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There was a little old lady from a
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There was a man staying the night
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There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun
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There was a Packers fan with a really crappy
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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
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There was a woman who was pregnant with
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There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who
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There was once a
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There was once a high-powered businessman who
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There was once a puppy called
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There was once a Scotsman and an
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There was once a wife so jealous
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There was once a young man who,
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There was some mix-up with a
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There was the Florida State defensive tackle
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There was this General-in-training,
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There was this little guy sitting
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There was this little kid who had a bad
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There was this man who was in a
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There was this truck driver who had to
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There were
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There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
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There were ten zebras in the zoo. All
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There were these three
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There were these two Engineers who decided
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There were those three guys, a
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There were three American pilots captured by
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There were three explorers, hiking through what
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There were three guys in an
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There were three guys in a bar. Two are
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There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
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There were two guys working for the
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There were 11 people
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There where two snakes talking.
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There’s
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There’s a brunette standing in the
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There’s a guy who’s hiking in the
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There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm
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There’s this cathedral that’s still being
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There’s this guy who had been lost and
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These four guys were walking down the street, a
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These two
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These two blondes walk into a
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These two construction workers always noticed
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These two friends are about to go to
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These two old men are in a nursing home.
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These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
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They have
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They now have an Italian airline that flies out
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They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
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They say she has a sharp tongue.
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They say that it’s
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They say that the new super computer
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They were married, but since the argument
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They’re not going to grow bananas any
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They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by
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The accountant had just read the story of
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The accountant’s prayer: Lord, help me be
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The Albanian planted lightbulbs in
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the
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The Americans and the Japanese decided to
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The angry wife met her husband at the door.
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The Arkansas lad was obviously
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The Army Airborne major was used to
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would
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The auditors have just left,
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The banker fell overboard from a friend’s
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The Baptist preacher just finished his
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The Barber of
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The bartender asks him
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The bartender asks the guy
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The Best Day Ever
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The best way of saving money is to forget who
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The big bang
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The big game hunter was showing his friends
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The blind farmer was often taken for a
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The blonde was at
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The boss called one of his employees into the
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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
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The Boston taxi driver backed into the
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The boy is smoking and
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The brain is a wonder ful thing
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The cannibal king was having
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close
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The Captain called the Sergeant in.
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The Captain was
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The chief of staff of the US Air
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The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a
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The children had all been photographed, and the
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The Chocolate Bar
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The church was conducting its annual fund
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The congregation was sitting and waiting for
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The cop got out of his car
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The Counselor
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The Counselor was greeting the new
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The couple
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The couple was dining out when the wife
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The cowboy
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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
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The criminal mastermind found one of his
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The cross eyed judge looked at the three
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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
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The defendant
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The desk
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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
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The difference
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The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy
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The doctor comes to see his heart
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The doctor said he would have me on
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The Doctor was
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The drunken wino was stumbling down the street
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The drunk was
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The eastern lady who was all ready to take a
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The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic
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The Englishman’s, Irishman’s and Scotsman’s
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The Escaping
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The farmer goes to town one day and happens
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The farmer’s son was returning from the market
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The fees for
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
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The first
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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of
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The fishing season hasn’t opened and a
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The following
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The food in our school canteen is
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The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and
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The frightened tourist: “Are
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The front door
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The garbage men were just about to leave the
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The Garlic Eater
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The General went out to find that none of his
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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
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The Greatest
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The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told
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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
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The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant
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The head Counselor gathered all the campers
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The head doctors in an insane asylum had
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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host
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The housewife answered a knock on the door
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The Hurricane
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The husband was not home at
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The Insomniac by Eliza Wake
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The Insurmountable problem
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The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and
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The Japenese Way of Death
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The Joys of Hitch-hiking by Marsha Long
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The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
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The Judge admonished the witness, “Do you
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The Judge asked the defendant, “Mr. Jones ,do
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The judge said to
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The Judge said to the defendant.
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The July temperature in
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The kids are crazy about a new piglet
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The kindergarten
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The Lady Artist
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The Laser Weapon
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The last time I saw a face like
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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young
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The little church in the suburbs suddenly
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The little kid sat on the side of the road
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The local bar was so sure
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The local courtroom was packed
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The local District Judge had
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The local sheriff was looking
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
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The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss’
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The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
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The Mafia was looking
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The Mafia was looking for a new man to make
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The major difference between death and taxes
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The manager of a large city
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The managing partner in an accounting firm
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The man approached the very beautiful woman
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The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
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The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able
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The man was in no shape to drive, so
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The man who
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The Michaels family owned a small farm in
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The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune
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The Modern Police Force
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The monster spent a fortune
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The Moral of the Story is:
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The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the
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The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid
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The New
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The newlyweds
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The new employee
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The new office-boy came
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The night before her wedding, the
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The ninety-year-old man was in for
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The nurse who can smile when
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The officer shouted
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
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The only good thing to ever
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The only thing wrong with a perfect
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The out-of-work newlywed took a temporary job
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The parents were very disappointed in the
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The patient shook his doctor’s hand
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The patient: Tell me, is it true that
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The Pentagon once did a study on why so many
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The phone in Rigby’s Georgia farmhouse rang
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The phone rings at
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The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
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The policeman arrived at
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The police are looking for a
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The politician was sitting at his campaign
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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to
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The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to
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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an
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The preacher was wired for sound with a
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The president got off the helicopter in
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The President is running down the street one
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The priest was preparing a man for his long
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The problem
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The producer of a low budget film is
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The programmer to his son: “Here, I brought
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The proud owner of an impressive new clock was
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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and
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The Reverend
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The room was full of
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The Runaway Horse
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The sailor came home from a secret two year
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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing
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The school teacher was furious when Brad
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The second grader was in bed with a cold and
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The Senate is investigating
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when
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The seven-year old girl told her mom,
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The sheriff of a small
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The Smith’s were proud of their family
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The snack bar next door to an
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The social
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The Spanish explorers went round the world in
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The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen’
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The Steel Band by Lydia Dustbin
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The story goes that Air Force One was
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The Strongman
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The strong young man at the construction site
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The Sunday
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The surgeon told his patient that woke
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The swing doors of the Wild
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The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
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THE teacher announced that to
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The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager
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The teacher asked Simon to say his name
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The teacher came up with a good problem.
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom
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The teacher was furious with her son. “Just
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The Ten Commandments Of Employment
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The Three
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The thrill is gone from my marriage, Brian
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The top toothbrush salesman at the company
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The tourist: “Can you tell me why
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The train was about to pull out of the
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The transatlantic liner was
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The trouble is, said the entertainer
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The two thousand member
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The Ugly Hag by Ida Face
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The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff
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The U.S. has only three hurricane warning
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The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town
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The wedding was over, and the reception
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The world is divided into two groups. There
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The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak
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The world’s most incredibly lazy man found
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The Worst Journey in the World
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The Worst Striker
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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of
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The young immigrant couple had just left the
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The young lad had applied for a job, and was
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The young Southern belle came to the hospital
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The young wife was in tears when she opened
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The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for
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The Zen Master is visiting New York
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The 75 year old man and his young, knockout
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This
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This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.
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This blonde and her boyfriend
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This blonde is so stupid,
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This computer
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This customer comes into
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
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This elderly Newfoundland
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This executive was interviewing a
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This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he
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This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t
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This guy
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This guy dies and is sent
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This guy is selling three parrots. Another
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says
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This guy walked into a little corner store
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This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
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This is the difference between
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This is the story of four
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This little snail bought a little car
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This man says to his friend,” I stopped
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This man was sitting quietly reading his
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This Marine drill instructor, completely
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This minister just had all of his
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This morning I felt that today was going to be
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This old lady was complaining to her friend
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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer
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This woman goes into a dentist’s office,
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This woman is visiting in Israel
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This women had a magic morror from which
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This 85 year old couple, having been
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Three
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Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
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Three blondes are
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Three blondes are stranded on an island.
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Three blondes were walking through a field when
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Three boys were heading home from school
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Three boys were sharing
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Three boys were walking along the beach one day
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Three buddies die in a car crash, and
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Three college football coaches were
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Three cookies were crossing the road when the
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Three cowboys
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Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
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Three firefighters
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Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek
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Three friends were stranded on a desert
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Three guys are
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Three guys are debating about which of their
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Three guys were fishing in a lake one day,
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were
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Three ladies were discussing the
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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
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Three men died in a car accident and
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Three men die and go to heaven and
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Three men die in a car accident
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Three men stood before a judge on a charge of
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Three men were discussing at a bar about
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Three men were standing in line to get
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Three men: an editor, a
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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
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Three New Zealanders and three
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Three nurses went to heaven, and were
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Three old ladies met on the street on a very
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Three old men are
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Three partners
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Three Pastors from the south were having
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Three patients at a psychiatric clinic
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Three people die, a Doctor a school
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Three Republicans walk into a bar.
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Three students from Michigan State, the
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Three vampires walk into a
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Three weeks after her wedding
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Three women are
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Three women are about to be
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Time flies like an
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Tim once took his small cousin with him while
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Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North
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Titus was on a
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Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
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Tom had this problem of getting up late in
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Tom was so excited about his promotion to
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Tom: What did the banana say to
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Tourist: Is this 99 Main
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Tourist: The flies are awfully
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Tourist: What’s the speed
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Tower:
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Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
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Tower: Lufthansa 893, you’re
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Tower: Shamu two-two, please
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Tower: What’s your heigth and
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To err is human; but to really mess things up
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To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
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Traffic was backed up for miles, the police
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Treadwell walked into a Biloxi
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Trevor: That’s a cool
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ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher
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Tuba Player: Did you hear
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Turtle to turtle: “Don’t ya just love
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Twenty-four hours in a
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Two
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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a
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Two accountants are in a bank, when armed
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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a
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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
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Two aliens landed
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Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
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Two anthropologists fly
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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out
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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington
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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
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Two astronauts were in
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Two attorneys went into a
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
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Two biologists are in the field following the
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Two bishops were
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Two blind man at a cinema: “Can you see
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Two blondes are on
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Two blondes rented a fishing boat, and were
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
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Two blondes were walking down the road and the
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Two bowling
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Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
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Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
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Two cab drivers met.
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Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on
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Two Canadian hunters were driving through the
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Two cannibals
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Two cannibals just finished a big
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Two cannibals were having lunch.
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Two cannibals were having their
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Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
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Two cartons of yogurt walk
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Two deaf
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Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing
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Two elderly
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Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
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Two elderly Southern women are
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Two elderly women were
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Two elephants jumped off a
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Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
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Two fishermen were out
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Two fleas where running across the top of a
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are
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Two fonts walk into a line
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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
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Two friends: – I heard that you have
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Two gas company servicemen, a senior training
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in
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Two girls were talking in the corridor.
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Two government economists were returning
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Two guys
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Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
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Two guys are talking:
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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
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Two hikers are out hiking. All of a
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Two hunters
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Two hunters went moose
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Two Irishmen are sitting in a
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Two Irishmen were walking down the street with
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Two Irish friends
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Two Italian
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Two Jewish
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Two Jewish businessmen meet in the
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Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
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Two ladies are in a bar and
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Two ladies were hanging out together and one
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Two little boys were
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Two Marines were sitting around talking one day.
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two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one
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Two men
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Two men are having an awfully slow round
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Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
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Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in
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Two men were boasting to each other about
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Two men were changing in the locker room
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Two men were digging a ditch on a very
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Two men were having a drink together.
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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered
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Two men were knocking in nails to
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Two men were out hunting when one of them saw
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Two men were remembering their
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Two men were walking home after a Halloween
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Two men,
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Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
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Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw
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Two newfies walked into a pet
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the
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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary
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Two old men were sat on a bench outside a
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Two opposing county chairman were sharing
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Two owls were playing pool.
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Two paratrooper
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
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Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so
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Two police officers saw this old woman
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Two Polish guys were taking their first train
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Two political candidates were having a
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool
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Two postmen are on break having a cigarette.
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
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Two psychiatrists were walking down a
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Two psychologists meet at their
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Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
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Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the
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Two really
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Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down
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Two robbers were
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Two Scots,
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
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Two shoe salespeople were
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Two skunks were being chased by a
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Two small time thieves had been sent by the
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Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big
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Two storks are
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Two teenagers wander off to the bushes
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Two teenage boys were
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Two tourists were driving through
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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
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Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies
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Two Virginia boys, Sonny
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Two Virginia rednecks go on
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Two wizards in a car
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Two women were sitting by the pool, and one
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Two women, who are dog owners,
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Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.
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Two young men were out in the woods on a
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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a
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Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says,
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Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.
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Tyler was
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Tyson’s psychologist told Mike to
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t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry
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Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the
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Waiter !
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Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain
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Waiter! shouted the furious diner, “How dare
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Waiter! Waiter! This salad is
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Waiter,
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Waiter, are there
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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my
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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?
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Waiter, I can’t eat this
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Waiter, I can’t seem to
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Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee,
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Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
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Waiter, there
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Waiter, there is
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Waiter, there is a
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Waiter, there is a bee in my
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Waiter, there is a cockroach on my
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Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
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Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !
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Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup
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Waiter, there is a worm
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Waiter, there’s a
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Waiter, there’s a dead
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Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!
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Waiter, there’s a fly in my
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Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard !
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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup
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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!
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Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my
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Waiter, this coffee
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Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in
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Waiter, waiter!
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Waiter, waiter! There’s a
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Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my
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Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly
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Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my
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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play
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Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my
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Waiter, what is this bug doing on
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Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice
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Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my
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Waiter, what is this hare doing in my
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Waiter, what is this stuff?
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Waiter, what’s this bug
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Waiter, what’s this fly
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Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my
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Waiter, your tie is in
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Waiter: If you know the
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Waiter: I’m
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Waiter: I’m sorry
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for
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Waiter: Why are you taking so long
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Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on
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Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?”
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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
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Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
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Want to buy a pocket computer?
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Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
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Warning to shoplifters: Anyone
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WARNING: consumption of
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Was the principal’s brother really a
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Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows
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Well, a man was driving down a country road, and
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Well, children, said the cannibal cooking
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Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a
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Well-known lodging chain
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Were any famous men born on your
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Were you in Paris on your
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We have a young married couple in the
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We have women
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We spend the first twelve months of our
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What
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Whats a frogs favourite game ?
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Whats black and white and red all
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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
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Whats green and goes round and
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Whats green and goes round and round at 100
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
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Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?
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Whats the definition of love,
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Whats the difference
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Whats the difference between oral sex
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Whats the difference between premenstrual
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Whats the difference between your wife and your
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Whats the matter with your dinner
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Whats the world weakest animal ?
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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside
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Whats wrong, sonny?
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What advice to cows
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What aftershave do monsters wear?
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What animals are poor dancers?
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What animals do you bring
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What animals talk on the telephone the most?
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What animals were last
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What animal always goes to bed
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What animal do you look like when you
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What animal do you look like when you get into
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What are
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What are ants called when they run away very
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What are apricots?
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What are a parrot’s favourite literary
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What are baby witches
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What are Brazilian fans called?
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What are cows favorite party games?
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What are crisp, like milk and go
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What are four hundred rabbits
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What are hurricanes with a central dense
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What are prehistoric monsters called when
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What are pupils at ghost schools called?
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What are some outstanding hamburger
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What are spiders webs good
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What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s
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What are the cleverest bees ?
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What are the four food groups?
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What are the hottest days during
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What are the most athletic
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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New
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What are the spots on black-and-white
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What are the three fastest means of
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What are three words you dread the most while
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What are your two favourite times to party?
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What are you doing?
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What are you going to be when you get out of
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What are you reading? demanded
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What artistic dog
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What asks no question but demands an
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What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon,
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What band is a cow favorite?
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What bee is good for your health ?
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What birds are found in Portugal ?
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What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
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What bird has wings but cannot
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What bird tastes just like butter ?
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What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ?
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
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What brings the monster’s babies? The
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What business is King Kong in?
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What buzzes, is black and
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What can a monster do that you
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple
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What can Santa give away and still keep?
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What can you say about Ham Burger and
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What car do insects drive?
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What cat purrs more than any other ?
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What Central American country has the
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What cheese is made
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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get
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What color is a chameleon on a
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What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
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What command does the aardvark give most often
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What could you do if you were on a
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What country do cows love to visit?
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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a
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What criminal doesn’t take baths?
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What dance did the
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What dance do hippies hate?
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What dance do you do when summer is
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What did
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What didn’t Adam and Eve have that
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What did Adam do when he wanted some
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What did Adam say on the day before
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What did Adam say to Eve?
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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
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What did Caesar say to
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying
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What did Darth Vader say to the
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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his
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What did Frankenstein’s
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What did General
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What did George Washington have to do with
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What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
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What did God say after she made Eve?
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What did Hamlet say when he was
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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
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What did King Arthur sleep with when he was
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What did King Kong say when he saw the
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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they
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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
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What did Noah do while spending time on the
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What did one
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What did one amorous flea say to the other?
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What did one bell say to the other?