What's the definition of a narrow
| Mouse jokes
What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
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What could you do if you were on a
| Food jokes
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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Andy was away from school for 2 days because
| Children jokes
Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !
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QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful
| Women jokes
QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.
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A customer was asked to send a
| Computer jokes
A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of her diskettes.
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“”I can’t believe my terrible fate,”” cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied “”My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn’t know how to drink or gamble.””
“”Then what’s the problem?”” they asked. “”You should be glad that your son-in-law doesn’t drink or gamble.””
“”Who said he doesn’t drink or gamble? He does both. I said he doesn’t know how to do either one properly.””