My friend is so stupid that he

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato

| Dog jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.

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Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She

| Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

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A blonde was filling out an application form

| Blonde jokes

A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. Yes.

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Fresh out of business school, the young man

| Business jokes

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worry

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Moe: My wife converted me to

| Marriage jokes

Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell.

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My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.