If an athlete gets athlete’s foot,

Doctor these pills you gave me for

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Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!

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Waiter, there is a worm

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Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?

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Q: Why do women have tits?

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Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.

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How do fireflies start a race ?

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How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !

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This is the difference between

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This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.

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If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.