Doctor these pills you gave me for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!
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Waiter, there is a worm
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate ! That's not a worm sir, it's your sausage ?
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Q: Why do women have tits?
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.
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How do fireflies start a race ?
| Insect jokes
How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !
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This is the difference between
| Military jokes
This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
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If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.