How do you make a butterfly ?

When a small Montana village decided to

| Idiot and fool jokes

When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"

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A Lutheran

| Car and train jokes

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just

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Doctor, Doctor I've a split

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!

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What is the vampire's

| Vampire jokes

What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

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Spell mousetrap with three

| Spelling jokes

Spell mousetrap with three letters. C-A-T'

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How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !