I've got a new
| Aardvark jokes
I've got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don't really know. I've heard it growling, it doesn't sound very friendly. Does it bite? That's what I want to find out.
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Why does a dentist seem moody?
| Dentist jokes
Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
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What is the difference between a barking dog and
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.
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Police in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the tru
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Which operetta make the Gorilla
| Gorilla jokes
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!
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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. “Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, “Say something.” The dean sighs and says, “I should have taken the money.”