How much for a haircut?
| Hair and bald jokes
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
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A small boy is sent to bed by his
| Parent jokes
A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." [Five minutes later] "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask agai
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An army sergeant told Private Perkins
| Idiot and fool jokes
An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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Q. What is eternity?
| Blonde jokes
Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
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What do you call a ghost with a broken
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
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What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !