A young woman goes to her doctor
| Dirty jokes
A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"
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What did the monster say to his
| Monster jokes
What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.
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What do you get hanging from Father
| Christmas jokes
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!
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This is the difference between
| Military jokes
This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
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Why did the little pig hide the soap?
| Pig jokes
Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
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Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !