Two Irishmen are sitting in a

Men are like shag

| Men jokes

Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

| Food jokes

Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

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Whats the definition of love,

| Dirty jokes

Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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There was a huge fire at a big city soda

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There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner was frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of the blaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. A

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How do fireflies lose weight?

| Insect jokes

How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.

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Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.” Patrick says, “that’s terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?” and Mick replies, “no, he fell out of the machine gun tower.”