Who brings the Christmas presents to

One day a blond went out to check her mail box.

| Blonde jokes

One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her neighbor goes "What the hell is she doing?" An hour l

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One day a lady was driving on the

| Old age jokes

One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashin

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

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If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what

| Accountant jokes

If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work."

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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host

| Pig jokes

The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues.