Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able
| Marriage jokes
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain Engli
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Jim sees his neighbor out back building
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's n
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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young
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The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards...
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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.