When this guy heard that the Pope was coming
| Religious jokes
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum standing next to him, with old, dirty clothes on. The the guy's amazement, when the Pope came, he we
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Dancing at the Party by Hans
| Book title jokes
Dancing at the Party by Hans Neesanboompsadaisy
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There were those three guys, a
| Blind jokes
There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours. Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen
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Why does a dinosaur have cracks
| Dinosaur jokes
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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Barber: And how
| Hair and bald jokes
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn't come in for a shave!
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.