What do you get if you cross a parrot with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
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Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was
| Dirty jokes
Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was making love with her new boyfriend? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
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A waiter brings the
| Waiter jokes
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?" "What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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Police Officer: Why did you lead me
| Travel and tourist jokes
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
| Snowman jokes
What do snowmen wear on their heads ? Ice caps !
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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I don’t think that’s possible. Oh, yes it is – I’m nine today.