Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
| Car and train jokes
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
| Men jokes
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
| Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney
| Blonde jokes
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
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If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep, what does she say? “Darling, could you tell me about your work.”