What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What's musical and
| Music jokes
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his
| Apple jokes
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac'
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The boss called one of his employees into the
| Business jokes
The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. "Just
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Two cannibals just finished a big
| Humor jokes
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
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They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.