Knock knock.

Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the

| Dead and dying jokes

Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.

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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit

| Music jokes

Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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A driver pulled up beside a rundown

| Car and train jokes

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirr

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What did the mouse say to the

| Computer jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.