Q: How many grips does it take to screw in
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Did you hear about the UCLA track
| College jokes
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
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What is stronger an elephant or a snail
| Elephant jokes
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
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John was hard at work with
| Humor jokes
John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked
| Clinton jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
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Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.