One day our
| School jokes
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless information" "To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke
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Two aliens landed
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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What happened when the chef found a daddy long
| Insect jokes
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
| Space jokes
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
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A customer called to say he couldn't get his
| Computer jokes
A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
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A blonde once shot an arrow into the air… but missed!