The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be
| Accountant jokes
The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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Q: What kind of neckwear
| Clinton jokes
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets
| Blonde jokes
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
| Zoo jokes
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
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What did the monster say when he saw a
| Car and train jokes
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.