A customer called to say he couldn't get his
| Computer jokes
A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
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Q: When is a strange dog
| Dog jokes
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
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Monster: I'm so ugly.
| Beauty jokes
Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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What does a snowman eat for dinner?
| Snowman jokes
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
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Young woman sat down in small
| Restaurant jokes
Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "I'll have a hamburger please." "Burger!" she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. "Make that well done." Waitres turned away again. "Torture it!" she yelled.
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At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, “I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.”