What happens if you cross
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you'd listen!
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What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a
| Blonde jokes
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.
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Two elderly Southern women are
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, "Darling, do you remember the minuet?" The other replies, "Sweetheart, I can't even remember the ones I screwed!"
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Why is President Carter important to
| Burger jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say “Uh-huh” or “Yes dear” or “I’m sorry” ?’