When the waitress in a
| Food jokes
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al
| Political jokes
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
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Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter,
| Idiot and fool jokes
Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall. Wondering what was behind it, Pugh, Sumter and Kilby boosted Grayson so he could take a look. "Looks like one of them nudist camps," reported Grayson. "Me
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What's a mouse's favourite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat
| Cat jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
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Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!