How do you play Iraqi bingo?
| Ethnic jokes
How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18
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A man walking along a country road comes
| Accountant jokes
A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, I'll bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that flock." The farmer thinks for a moment, it is a big mob an
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A lion was getting rather old and slow
| Various animal jokes
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it
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Q: Why couldn't the cat speak?
| Cat jokes
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.
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My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M.
| Book title jokes
My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !