How do you stop a dog howling in the

Diner: Waiter, please

| Waiter jokes

Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

| Blonde jokes

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.

| Restaurant jokes

Whats the matter with your dinner ? "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

| Food jokes

WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?

| College jokes

Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D. "What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.