What do you call a ghost on the
| Internet jokes
What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
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And what's your name?" the
| Food jokes
And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."
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You Know You're Vietnamese If
| Vietnamese
1. You look older than you really are. 2. You're racist. 3. Your parents are scared of anyone that is black. 4. Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks 5. You know you're superior to other Asians. 6. Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18. 7. When you go out to buy
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What did the little kid do with the
| Dead and dying jokes
What did the little kid do with the dead battery? He buried it.
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Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into
| Cow jokes
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
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If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?