When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
| Vampire jokes
When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
| Bed jokes
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.
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Teacher : Give
| School jokes
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
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The Zen Master is visiting New York
| Travel and tourist jokes
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my chan
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If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call
| Answer me this jokes
If FedEx and Ups merged, would they call it Fed UP?
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Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about old times. One says to the other, “Darling, do you remember the minuet?” The other replies, “Sweetheart, I can’t even remember the ones I screwed!”