What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a

The church was conducting its annual fund

| Religious jokes

The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten dollars." Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. "I give a thousand dollars!" The minister said, "Lord, hit him again!"

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I went to a restaurant that serves

| Restaurant jokes

I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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Why was there a bug in the computer?

| Computer jokes

Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and

| Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane. She

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When you exit the bus, please

| Car and train jokes

When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. "If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

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What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.