The auditors have just left,

Where is the best place to buy computer

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Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

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A woman goes into the local newspaper

| Dead and dying jokes

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown died'." Confounded at the

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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?

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How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

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Do you love me more than you love sleep?

| Humor jokes

Do you love me more than you love sleep? "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"

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Who is the hamburgers' favourite

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Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!

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The auditors have just left, sir. “Did they check the books?” “Very thoroughly.” “What did they say?” “They want 15% to keep quiet.”