Father Murphy walked
| Military jokes
Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the Marine's reply. "T
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A couple came upon a wishing
| Marriage jokes
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
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And then there was the Newfie who was
| Idiot and fool jokes
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band.
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Got this email from a friend:
| Computer jokes
Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?'
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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.