What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
| Insect jokes
What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
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Why is air a lot like sex?
| Dirty jokes
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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An English guy was very ill and his son
| Dead and dying jokes
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slippi
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How did the obscene telephone caller get
| Gorilla jokes
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
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While I was
| Dentist jokes
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the i
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Do you love me more than you love sleep? “I can’t answer now. It’s time for my nap!”