What happened when the chef found a daddy long
| Insect jokes
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
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Q: How many French
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
| Police jokes
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of
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How did the Mother Banana
| Banana jokes
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife,
| Dirty jokes
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job.
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What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !