Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my

Staring down from the bench to announce the

| Divorce jokes

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."

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What part of a football ground is never the

| Sport jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!

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Are you in

| School jokes

Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !

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Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last

| School jokes

Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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How did the dog warn its master that a

| Gorilla jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?’