Staring down from the bench to announce the
| Divorce jokes
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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What part of a football ground is never the
| Sport jokes
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
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Are you in
| School jokes
Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !
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Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last
| School jokes
Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
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How did the dog warn its master that a
| Gorilla jokes
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching? He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?’