Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't
| Beauty jokes
Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly'
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We
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A 54-year-old
| Accountant jokes
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for
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What song should
| Birthday jokes
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
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Why did the teacher
| School jokes
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!
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Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.