A newsboy was standing on the corner with a

What do you call a very rude

| Bird jokes

What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !

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These two

| Ethnic jokes

These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him w

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As the judge said to the dentist: Do you

| Dentist jokes

As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps

| Monster jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !

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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop

| Computer jokes

A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world peace - was doing nothing, cried out for help. No problem, the IBM technician said. First, open a "window" to launch a specific program. The conversation continued, and th

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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!” Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, “There’s nothing in here about fifty people being swindled.” The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, “Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!”