Why was the headmaster
| School jokes
Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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What happened to the man who put his false
| Teeth jokes
What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!
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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?
| Apple jokes
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
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The big game hunter was showing his friends
| Hunting jokes
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a
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Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.