Why was the robber so secure?

Why was the headmaster

| School jokes

Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from

| Letter jokes

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.

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What happened to the man who put his false

| Teeth jokes

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

| Apple jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.

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The big game hunter was showing his friends

| Hunting jokes

The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a

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Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.