How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
| Food jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on
| Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
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What did one snake say to another ?
| Snake jokes
What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
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While I was
| Dentist jokes
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the i
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Why is air a lot like sex? Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.