An English guy was very ill and his son

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

| Insect jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !

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An Irishman saw a notice outside a

| Idiot and fool jokes

An Irishman saw a notice outside a police station which read: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY. So he went in and applied for the job!

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What's a shy and retiring

| Accountant jokes

What's a shy and retiring accountant? An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my

| Women jokes

Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?'

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A psychologist is at

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A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: "That's his prob

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An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn’t remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WANKER — GET OFF MY OXYGEN TUBE!!!