The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
| Bath jokes
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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A man was driving up a steep and narrow
| Car and train jokes
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other, the woman leaned out the window and yelled, "Pig!" The man immediately leaned out his window and replied, "Moron!" They continue on their way and as the man rounded the nex
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Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred
| Weather jokes
Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
| Frog jokes
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !
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What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.