A man is in a bar having a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man is in a bar having a drink. The guy next to him falls off of his barstool. The man picks up the guy and sits him back on the barstool, and he falls off again. This time he picks the guy up and asks, Where do you live? Being a kind soul, the man takes the guy to his car, puts him in the
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
| Old age jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never e
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Why do pigs like February 14th?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
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The doctor comes to see his heart
| Accountant jokes
The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient. "This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to choose from for your new heart." The patient is pleased. He asks, "What were their jobs?" "One was a teacher and the other was an accountant." "I'll take the accountant
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How is a woman like a condom?
| Dirty jokes
How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.