Doctor, said the
| Cat jokes
Doctor, said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41
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Q: Have you heard about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
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This minister just had all of his
| Religious jokes
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregat
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
| Cow jokes
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
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Sign seen in a bar:
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!