Student: "Would it be possible to
| Computer jokes
Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to use Arabic language in Windows, you must install an Arabic graphic card. So I don't think we could do that."
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A shy guy goes into a bar and
| Journalist jokes
A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sl
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What does a baby computer call his
| Baby jokes
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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How do you make a dog
| Dog jokes
How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream, a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
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What kind of baseball do burgers
| Burger jokes
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
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While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”