The strong young man at the construction site
| Humor jokes
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I
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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
| Aardvark jokes
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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How do you find your dog if
| Dog jokes
How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a
| Car and train jokes
Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language
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This blonde is so stupid,
| Blonde jokes
This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
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A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he’s waiting, he goes to the currency exchange counter to change his remaining dollars. He counts his money at the counter. “Wait a minute,” he says to the clerk, “When I came here I got more dollars for my yen. What’s going on here?” “Fluctuations.” says the clerk. The Japanese man stiffens. “Well! Fluck you Americans, too!”