Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
| Old age jokes
Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!" Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle o
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Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
| Music jokes
Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.
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A naughty child was
| Children jokes
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
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Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.
| Travel and tourist jokes
Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for muc
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.