Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
| Baby jokes
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
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Q: What did the football say to the football
| Sport jokes
Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you.
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Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
| Music jokes
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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How was the
| Burger jokes
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
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A film crew was on location deep in the
| Journalist jokes
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said
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