Coming
| Sport jokes
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. "So, how did you do son?" he asked. "You'll never believe it!" Billy said. "I was responsible for the winning run!" "Real
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Q. How do you get down from an aerial
| Firefighter jokes
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
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Why did a gambler scare everyone out
| Various animal jokes
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career
| Humor jokes
What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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Eulus stood in front of the take-out
| Restaurant jokes
Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"
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A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm. “This Indian is incredible,” said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn’t show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. “I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow,” said the director, “and I’m depending on you. What will the weather be like?” The Indian shrugged his shoulders. “Don’t know,” he said. “Radio is broken.”