What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
| Cow jokes
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
| Computer jokes
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculousl
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How come the giant Ape climbed up
| Gorilla jokes
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
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FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
| Farmer jokes
FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
| King Kong jokes
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
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Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.